Hi Samy. That’s a fun question
Originally Posted by
samymature
Now for a really stupid thread.Well it is the weekend,lol.
If you guys were female escorts,what name would you go under?
Would you choose some thing like the girls names in bond films.I cannot remember them all but seen an old film recently and the women was called,pussy galore,lol.
So lets hear your escort names guys,lol x
If I specialized in,
Domination = Madame Mayhem Mary,
Anal or hand jobs = Miss Crack r jack
If busty i'd be Miss Suf O’ Kate
Blow job queen = Polly Pecker or suction Sue
Mature = Devine wine [gets better with age]
If I was over 80 years old = Loose lips Lucile
If over 90 = [call me what ya like, I cant remember my name]
If a male escort then it would have to be Eddie Cockring [come on everybody!]
And if an over 80 Male escort then in homage to u i'd be semi sam [but not for long if u booked mem u can show me where that muffin goes ]
Great idea for a thread
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