Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm

[bettercallsaul]

I'm happy to do that... it's just the idea of someone saying "have you tried my mashed potatoes with a dash of something extra?" is a bit creepy... no thanks

Hi Darling,lunch is ready,it's mashed potatoe with steamed veg and a nice piece of fish,ohhh and i wanked all over the potatoes cause i know you love that. Can't see that working,that said we could have a new tv show 'cum dine with bits of me'