Spot on Epsilon. Whole families were raised on that stuff and Perry Crisps and Johnston Mooney and O'Brien's bread. Crisp sarnies......remember them? During this recession, a few old favourites might just make a come back. The stuff did'nt kill us back then, despite all the E numbers and it won't kill us today either.

And while we're at it, would the f***ing powers that be, kindly remove the health warnings of the packets of fags and let's get back to the simple, naive pleasures of life we enjoyed before the "loadsamoney" mentality and pc morals took over the kip.