T'was in galway... posh hotel off Eyre Square. Had discovered EI a couple of months before on the Sunday World. I think the heading was "Disgraceful sluts sell their bodies to sex hungry Irish men"... I thought to myself, that's my kinda story.... Ok, I digress..
Couldn't believe the beauties before me on the EI pages... Had planned that next time I go up country I'd give it a go. Totally green, didn't even know these boards existed, it was literally sticking a pin into the advert page. I just wanted something with tits. Pick a real lasher. Didn't know the significance of green ticks or red X at this time.... Made nervous booking. Waited in hotel room.
Knock came to door... I rushed to open it with trepidation... but the Victoria secrets model I was expecting was nowhere to be seen. I actually thought it was some woman that was lost, until she announced she was "Scarlett".... She came inside but she soon realised my disappointment and left of her own accord... I said nothing!!
Phew.......