Would you visit an escort if sex was off the table?

[EIFII]

Sex on a table is highly over-rated in my experience.

Is this a price thread in disguise?

You really should use the occasional smilie, blue fanny. If you spoke that line to a mate in a pub, would you deliver it deadpan without even a sparkle in your eye?

I agree that finding that escorts can be funny intelligent witty charming and caring people can come as quite a surprise...

PS and before you decide to subject me to your "Best Before" treatment, please bear in mind we have never met, nor engaged on these forums before

[bluefan1]

You really should use the occasional smilie, blue fanny. If you spoke that line to a mate in a pub, would you deliver it deadpan without even a sparkle in your eye?

I agree that finding that escorts can be funny intelligent witty charming and caring people can come as quite a surprise...

PS and before you decide to subject me to your "Best Before" treatment, please bear in mind we have never met, nor engaged on these forums before

Why do you address me so? Oh! Was that your little joke? Or to provoke?

Smilies aren't for me I'm afraid. Never read a book or article that needed little cartoon faces to explain what each sentence meant. Each to their own, I guess.

I agree that finding that escorts can be funny intelligent witty charming and caring people can come as quite a surprise...

I'm afraid you lost me with this? Even with punctuation, I still would have no idea what you're referring to.

[out4laugh]

Hmmm... not sure nothing worse than getting a salt cellar stuck in your hole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluefan1]

Sensible posting, i'm thrilled you can actually do it, Blue ....

WOW! Sophie, my heart! Thrilling you has long been my ambition. What to do next?

Say 'hello' to your visitor - I'm still waiting on the coffee.



bf1 - seriously? You just got that now?

[Rachel Divine]

WOW! Sophie, my heart! Thrilling you has long been my ambition. What to do next?

Say 'hello' to your visitor - I'm still waiting on the coffee.



bf1 - seriously? You just got that now?

Hello back
Was lovely to talk to you today.

[Newtoallthis]

Best time I ever had with an escort involved a lovely bottle of wine, a nice meal and a night at the cinema, it was a really fun night :-)

Fancy doing it again with either Sophie x or Rachel Divine on my arm or even both :-) hopefully some day!!

[Davidontour]

Having been out for the evening, I just wanted to clarify that when someone starts a thread and makes comments such as ''I'm curious as to whether the idea of ...'' or ''would you be willing to...'', it doesn't mean the questioner is advocating that particular practice. What's being asked for is opinions and most posters on this thread gave their honest opinion on the subject.

I'll admit that my early posts were badly worded and misinterpreted by some, but I want to make it clear that I've never asked for any discount or freebies from an escort and have never expected or recieved any either. My original suggestions on this thread were purely hypothetical.

[JAMESCORK]

Having been out for the evening, I just wanted to clarify that when someone starts a thread and makes comments such as ''I'm curious as to whether the idea of ...'' or ''would you be willing to...'', it doesn't mean the questioner is advocating that particular practice. What's being asked for is opinions and most posters on this thread gave their honest opinion on the subject.

I'll admit that my early posts were badly worded and misinterpreted by some, but I want to make it clear that I've never asked for any discount or freebies from an escort and have never expected or recieved any either. My original suggestions on this thread were purely hypothetical.

What???

There are fortunes to be saved out there buddy...

[Ford]

Have a look at rentafriend.com

pretty much fills the gap

[Davidontour]

What???

There are fortunes to be saved out there buddy...

Good luck with that James! They won't be saved by me.