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    Exclamation EUR125 per client per year for water!

    When water charges come in I've figured that per client it will cost €125 a year for showers.
    If you take a 7min shower the average water used is around 50L.Now the escort will also shower before and after each client so per client a total of 4 showers that's 200L.
    Now if you take it that the lady works 5 days a week that's 260 days multiplied by 200L gives you 52,000L of water!
    The charge for water looks to be roughly €2.40 per 1,000L so that's €125.

    Some apartment water bills could be ridiculous! So who's going to cover this?Add a few euros to prices?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol brb View Post
    When water charges come in I've figured that per client it will cost €125 a year for showers.
    If you take a 7min shower the average water used is around 50L.Now the escort will also shower before and after each client so per client a total of 4 showers that's 200L.
    Now if you take it that the lady works 5 days a week that's 260 days multiplied by 200L gives you 52,000L of water!
    The charge for water looks to be roughly €2.40 per 1,000L so that's €125.

    Some apartment water bills could be ridiculous! So who's going to cover this?Add a few euros to prices?
    I think you'll find that apartments haven't been properly metered so there will be just a fixed flat rate.

    They don't even know the price per litre yet but the government says the average bill will be 240e, they are plucking the price out of their asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol brb View Post
    When water charges come in I've figured that per client it will cost €125 a year for showers.
    If you take a 7min shower the average water used is around 50L.Now the escort will also shower before and after each client so per client a total of 4 showers that's 200L.
    Now if you take it that the lady works 5 days a week that's 260 days multiplied by 200L gives you 52,000L of water!
    The charge for water looks to be roughly €2.40 per 1,000L so that's €125.

    Some apartment water bills could be ridiculous! So who's going to cover this?Add a few euros to prices?

    Actually, there is a huge flaw in your maths buddy!

    Unless you are telling me you visit the ladies 5 days a week??

    You have to know how often an average client visits an escort per year to do this type of maths.

    Your costs would be for one client every day for the ladies for a year....Anyway, my understanding is that it's to be a fixed charge for the time been!!
    Last edited by jamieboyo; 31-05-14 at 19:24.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol brb View Post
    When water charges come in I've figured that per client it will cost €125 a year for showers.
    If you take a 7min shower the average water used is around 50L.Now the escort will also shower before and after each client so per client a total of 4 showers that's 200L.
    Now if you take it that the lady works 5 days a week that's 260 days multiplied by 200L gives you 52,000L of water!
    The charge for water looks to be roughly €2.40 per 1,000L so that's €125.

    Some apartment water bills could be ridiculous! So who's going to cover this?Add a few euros to prices?

    OMG

    these figures make it crystal clear that the water charges are definitely going to be a big problem for the business escorts pushing us out of the shower quickly

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    You're forgetting about shared showers
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol brb View Post
    When water charges come in I've figured that per client it will cost €125 a year for showers.
    If you take a 7min shower the average water used is around 50L.Now the escort will also shower before and after each client so per client a total of 4 showers that's 200L.
    Now if you take it that the lady works 5 days a week that's 260 days multiplied by 200L gives you 52,000L of water!
    The charge for water looks to be roughly €2.40 per 1,000L so that's €125.

    Some apartment water bills could be ridiculous! So who's going to cover this?Add a few euros to prices?
    Well if u look at it this way actually its not so expensive atall, if a guy takes 14 mins out of a 30 min appointment to take
    2 showers assuming its 100 euro for the 30 mins the showers have cost him 46 euro.
    So now there thats an incintive to shower quickly and also save water

    Also using ure figures if the tarriff will be as u say it would cost about 12 cent per shower not an earth shaterring sum
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol brb View Post
    When water charges come in I've figured that per client it will cost €125 a year for showers.
    If you take a 7min shower the average water used is around 50L.Now the escort will also shower before and after each client so per client a total of 4 showers that's 200L.
    Now if you take it that the lady works 5 days a week that's 260 days multiplied by 200L gives you 52,000L of water!
    The charge for water looks to be roughly €2.40 per 1,000L so that's €125.
    €125 per client per year for water? Sorry mate — I don't follow your calculations!
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    Look on the bright side if your into watersports just bring a bar of soap? I presume after every client the escort would take a shower so at the end of each punt a shared shower would save water

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