Have you broken the law by doing any of the following:
Exceeding the speed limit
Illegally parked
Speaking on the phone while driving
Drinking and driving
No insurance on your car
Not wearing a seatbelt
Ogling sexy girls in short skirts and having impure thoughts
If you have, you need to report to me immediately, so that I can sort out the correct penalty points
I have the uniform, you can have the punishment, or the pleasure.