client drops dead

[SteveB]

Quite a few rock stars went that way.

[samlad]

Quite a few rock stars went that way.

Q: What do you call a well hung Australian?

A: Michael Hutchence!

I'll get me coat....

[beautyaddict]

Awhile back worked in a hotel on summer job. Got called to a room, found woman having heart attack on the bed and man standing there in utter panic. Got other member of staff with me to call 999 while i tried to save her I am a trained first aider, applied heart massage and mouth to mouth but She died in my arms (I will never forget what I saw, felt and heard in those final moments as I looked into her eyes) The guy I notice trying to get dressed and leave, naturally I stopped him . Police etc arrive. turns out she was an escort and he was trying to get away. Police took details and she died of natural causes, never even found out her name. For her it was not a good way to go i assure you.

[Godwasgenerous]

Wow, Leroy, you're very unfortunate indeed. Didn't another escort recently damage your cock with her teeth?

Maybe, they're sending you a message? Might be time to look into a safer hobby? 'Fantasy' comics possibly?

I had my lad bitten .....by two girls over the years, one in the middle of a sneeze ; another who had braces ! The sneeze could have been a disaster ...might have had to rename myself to Bobbit-2 !!

[sexysalma]

Q: What do you call a well hung Australian?

A: Michael Hutchence!

I'll get me coat....

omg!! thats evil!!! but i laughed lol

[Zorothegreekwarriorsuprem]

Heard a rumour that a client droped dead on a girl yesterday. does anyone know if its true?

Yes that happened to me and many many years ago I was in the massage parlour over Camden Street a client
Died on the girl and she came clamouring into our room and asked what to do ???.

she wanted to dump him on the street

[celticden]

Q: What do you call a well hung Australian?

A: Michael Hutchence!

I'll get me coat....

I thought he died of a drug overdose and that he was english ?

[johnboyzz30]

woow this sounds crazy buy i did read it a bad mix viagra and popers,

[samlad]

I thought he died of a drug overdose and that he was english ?

No, INXS was an Australian band and Hutchence died by hanging, although drugs were also involved:

Rumours at the time were circulating that he was doing this some sort of weird, sexual gratification (i.e. asphyxiation):

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...r-1154565.html

[Clyde]

No, INXS was an Australian band and Hutchence died by hanging, although drugs were also involved:

Rumours at the time were circulating that he was doing this some sort of weird, sexual gratification (i.e. asphyxiation):

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...r-1154565.html

Domination in the extreme...