The best Shit you ever had

[EmeraldWarrior]

long may your dung reek

[tigergirls]

I remember a boyfriend of mine suggest we try hard sports. I was shocked at first, but after a while the idea started to amuse me - so I agreed. He gave me laxatives which came in a chocolate flavour. Being a lover of chocolate I ate them all. Needless to say, I had the shits for a WEEK. Overnight I became a jacket of bones - the only think that would fit me was my hat. Great way to lose weight.

BTW -I shit all over him, too. He loved it!

[poppy]

All shits are brilliant you cannot just pick 1..........