A Marriage Made in Heaven

[leroy]

sausages and ice cream

[Kildare Gentleman]

Pay day and Free time

[bollocks]

Sardines and ?????????//

[Baxter]

Shapely legs and stilettos !

[bollocks]

Every marriage in a church is a marriage made in Heaven.

Sadly they often descend into hell

The girl rarely keeps her promise, made in the presence of God.

Need to check the wording of what she promised, and take court action.

[bollocks]

While I was driving along the M6 at the early hours of this morning (and wishing I was back in Ireland) I decided to eat my sandwich (don't tell the Police!) to try and keep me awake. I had a prawn and avocado sandwich and it was absolutely delicious. I really love prawns and avocado together and find it hard to eat one without the other.

This led to make me think of other heavenly matches like brie and bacon, or Torvil and Dean.

For you what two things make something good, into something special? It doesn't have to be food, it can be absolutely anything!

The police probably have you on CCTV..,your mouth stuffed......What is the registration number of your vehicle, and I will check it out....And dont use little hidey places for the bits of crusteither.

[Curvaceous Kate]

The police probably have you on CCTV..,your mouth stuffed......What is the registration number of your vehicle, and I will check it out....And dont use little hidey places for the bits of crusteither.

lol I eat my crusts, as I like having curls in my hair

[Curvaceous Kate]

sausages and ice cream

Ice cream and chocolate flake

[rob_tig]

Tight skirt and cute bum.

Bread roll and Tayto cheese and onion crisps.

[Curvaceous Kate]

Alcohol and sex. (Joke!)

Alcohol numbs the responses and destroys the memory of every little touch, stroke, kiss etc. It blurs beautiful things, so not a marriage made in heaven, although I suppose it may well have been responsible for many a sexual encounter that may not have happened otherwise.