I have apparently ruined many a good song for Lara.
For example, we were just listening to the Beatles song, "Let it Be". I sang along,
"Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you
By the letter B"
I have also ruined "Never Smile at a Crocodile" by replacing the word 'crocodile' with 'paedophile' (and it still makes sense), as well as changing Celine Dion's lyrics, "The Heart Does Go On", to "The Hot Dogs Go On".
She can never unhear it. My work here is done
Anyone else have some funny lyrics?