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  1. 21-05-14, 13:27 #1
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    I have apparently ruined many a good song for Lara.

    For example, we were just listening to the Beatles song, "Let it Be". I sang along,

    "Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you
    By the letter B"

    I have also ruined "Never Smile at a Crocodile" by replacing the word 'crocodile' with 'paedophile' (and it still makes sense), as well as changing Celine Dion's lyrics, "The Heart Does Go On", to "The Hot Dogs Go On".

    She can never unhear it. My work here is done

    Anyone else have some funny lyrics?
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    How many people have you banned because you misread/changed what they wrote?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    How many people have you banned because you misread/changed what they wrote?
    What song is that supposed to be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    What song is that supposed to be?
    With a little help from my friends? It fits the tune anyway
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    "Kiss the Sky - Kiss This Guy" ?


    "Bad Moon on the Rise - Bathroom on the right" ?
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.
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    There was a song by The Script that I loved a few years ago and then the radio ruined it for me. The lyrics said "there'll be a light on in the hall and a key under the mat if you ever come back" which sounds nice and romantic. The radio presenter pointed out that it sounds like "lion" and not "light on", which gives the song a whole new meaning
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    totally ruined this song for someone one day. (or maybe not)

    You can make me whole again = you can fuck my hole again
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    "Kiss the Sky - Kiss This Guy" ?


    "Bad Moon on the Rise - Bathroom on the right" ?
    No! Not Credence Clearwater!!!!
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    That Frays song How To Save A Life that was bastardised to How To Shave My Wife - ruined forever - cant shake that version
    ........

    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter

    .............................
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    Robert palmer - addicted to love

    "Might as well face it your a dick with a glove"

    Real lyrics "might as well face it your addicted to love"

    Bee gees - stayin alive

    "Steak and a knife, steak and a knife"

    Bryan Adams- summer of 69

    Got my first real sex dream,
    I was 5 at the time.
    Played it till my fingers bled.
    It was the summer of 69.
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