Escorts & Weddings

[ana massage]

Very good

i am not married tho...


i had to pass the invitation

[whirlwind]

once with a very good good regular, who was a ride may i add,

went to the afters of a friends wedding, even had a dance with his dad, whom i had oddly met before a few times

he joined us for a drink once, he know who nd what i was, but called me the special friend lol

now that was wayyyy fucking odder that one, but good crack like his son sure

ive ended up iin some relly fucked up and random things

huh ? thats really fucked up

[annabel taylor]

huh ? thats really fucked up

meh before escorting, i done a few sets of brothers

one lot 3 the same night, but ffs, they looked so fucking alike, i got confused, i wasnt drinking long nd well

nd clients, i know ive had brothers, nd there times, defo i think ive done more


his dad was sound sure, nd im really friendly so u cud take me anywhere, id chat to anyone, or at least make an effort

even if i didnt like them too much,

[annabel taylor]

so the brothers just took turns ?? fuck thats pretty hot how come that shit never happens to me lucky bastards

no the first one just fucking confused me,

i was shagging the oldest one at the time, one night i was the youngest one he pulled me by the hand outside no talking right too it, his brother way who his, fucking twin looks wise i coped it, but meh why ruin a shag, then i got more shots, nd scored the middle brother who was blonde, then after the nightclub, went i shagged the one i was shagging,

honestly i really cleaned up my act when i became an escort, i was such a whore,


it truly frightens me if i have kids, what my daughter would be like, like fuck me nd what if her dad was a slut too
hopefully it might skip a generation, id find a whore of granddaughter charming sure

[celticden]

no the first one just fucking confused me,

i was shagging the oldest one at the time, one night i was the youngest one he pulled me by the hand outside no talking right too it, his brother way who his, fucking twin looks wise i coped it, but meh why ruin a shag, then i got more shots, nd scored the middle brother who was blonde, then after the nightclub, went i shagged the one i was shagging,

honestly i really cleaned up my act when i became an escort, i was such a whore,


it truly frightens me if i have kids, what my daughter would be like, like fuck me nd what if her dad was a slut too
hopefully it might skip a generation, id find a whore of granddaughter charming sure

just that story alone is worth a visit haha ,if i did that knowing my luck i'd either get a kick in the balls or she'd shout rape ,never fucked a girl after a nightclub christ I've so wanted to even taking it easy on the drink either i get the i don't know you or i'm not like that why do my friends always get the ride or the good time girls ? and i have to pay for it ? fucking cursed when it comes to women

[celticden]

maybe your just ugly like most of us here

maybe but once in a blue moon i have got a shift and back to her house or mine but they won't take their knickers off for love or money they just want to cuddle or dry hump like where the fuck are the randy girls you hear about hahaha so fucking frustrating cus you know it el be a year or two or three till it might happen if ever again

[celticden]

or there testing you as boyfriend material and want a few more dates

how come my friends don't get these tests and to be blunt I didn't really fancy them I just wanted the ride for once thing is we text after but things fizzle out so theres never another chance

[annabel taylor]

maybe your just ugly like most of us here

now now i fucked plenty beaten with that stick, for free

the just laughed down my lanes, into graveyards etc, i did outcall recently
nd he like where do you prefer, i laughed to myself, id prob more fucking u on your car bonet

aaaa the places ive shagged, you know i like sex, for the sheer fact my arse has touched some manky fucking places
nd been cut by stones, bushes nd tarmac

never ever ever ever fuck on tarmac!!!!!

[annabel taylor]

how come my friends don't get these tests and to be blunt I didn't really fancy them I just wanted the ride for once thing is we text after but things fizzle out so theres never another chance

go for the chubbster like me, usual more up for it and grateful

[celticden]

now now i fucked plenty beaten with that stick, for free

the just laughed down my lanes, into graveyards etc, i did outcall recently
nd he like where do you prefer, i laughed to myself, id prob more fucking u on your car bonet

aaaa the places ive shagged, you know i like sex, for the sheer fact my arse has touched some manky fucking places
nd been cut by stones, bushes nd tarmac

never ever ever ever fuck on tarmac!!!!!

now how come I never meet a girl like you in a pub or club that would be an ultimate fantasy , I guess your probally with the best looking guy in the place your so outgoing but hard to believe you would go with ugly guys? well for free