I am usually to tired to wank.......
I am usually to tired to wank.......
Sounds like we found the answer. You need to wenk before you go to sleep. No matter how tired you are, stroke your cock and drain it dry, then snuggle up to you feather pillow and for the first time in AGES, you will have a beautiful sleep with no rude wet awakenings.
To much effort I am afraid...Thanks though so what do you reckon is Gods worse creation.....
addicted ? No - just a hobby really.
Whopper job ? not particularly.
Get busted ? I dont worry about it (its only sex, there are many many many worse things to do e.g. I think Drink Driving is utterly reprehensible yet society doesnt frown as much on that - and you know what ? Society is wrong...) and also for a lot of guys the illegality is half the buzz.
I never take offence poppy - You can ask me what you like - My gut tells me you are an honorable chap.
p.s. I need the practice, I'm just not very good at it !
But I think God's worse one for women is getting side effects from having a period every month:
Intense cravings for junk food
Face gets puffy
Dark circles under eyes
Pains in the belly
Mood swings
Migraine headaches
Oh the rest are a bit to embarrassing to mention.
Lucky for me, my migraine specialist doctor prescribed me to take birth control day after day after day.. never skipping a day... and never having a period. Keeping the right balance of hormones, keeps me from getting so many migraines, so Im lucky I dont have to deal with the periods every month like most women. But I remember back when I did allow myself to have them... O god, I certainly couldnt wait for it to be done.
After that Id say childbirth must be terrible pain for a women. But I never dropped a human out my pussy before, so I cant say how it feels
Last edited by DollyDarling; 12-11-08 at 22:09.
Then to get up out of your wet bed, changing your underwear, washing yourself off, changing the sheets and putting the wet ones in the laundry?? Seems like that would take more time then to just give yourself a 5 minute wenk and some tissue beside the bed to clean up the mess.
sorry can you say again?