Gods Worse Creation

[poppy]

I am usually to tired to wank.......

[DollyDarling]

Sounds like we found the answer. You need to wenk before you go to sleep. No matter how tired you are, stroke your cock and drain it dry, then snuggle up to you feather pillow and for the first time in AGES, you will have a beautiful sleep with no rude wet awakenings.

[Hot Lizzy]

Mosquitos have to be the worst when i was in oz they ate me alive my bites had bites ffs

KIEREE IF YOU ARE FROM THE LAND OF THE JOCKS.......... THEN DO TELL - CELTIC OR RANGERS OR A ANOTHER.................

YEP RICHER THAN CHELSEA - BUT NOT IN THE SAME LEAGUE...........T.HEE TOP OF THE HEAP...............WHERE ARE YOUR QPR THEN................

[poppy]

To much effort I am afraid...Thanks though so what do you reckon is Gods worse creation.....

[Alec Horan]

Alechoran dont take this the wrong way and please dont take offence but are you a sex addict???..You must have a whopper job.I have never been with an escort I dont know if I ever will either but if I did I certainly wouldnt be spending that money..I am stunned...On the topic of escorts I have always wondered what happens if you get busted by the guards or is that just ignorant of me to persume guards do be watching ???????Like I said no offence implied

addicted ? No - just a hobby really.

Whopper job ? not particularly.

Get busted ? I dont worry about it (its only sex, there are many many many worse things to do e.g. I think Drink Driving is utterly reprehensible yet society doesnt frown as much on that - and you know what ? Society is wrong...) and also for a lot of guys the illegality is half the buzz.

I never take offence poppy - You can ask me what you like - My gut tells me you are an honorable chap.


p.s. I need the practice, I'm just not very good at it !

[DollyDarling]

But I think God's worse one for women is getting side effects from having a period every month:
Intense cravings for junk food
Face gets puffy
Dark circles under eyes
Pains in the belly
Mood swings
Migraine headaches

Oh the rest are a bit to embarrassing to mention.

Lucky for me, my migraine specialist doctor prescribed me to take birth control day after day after day.. never skipping a day... and never having a period. Keeping the right balance of hormones, keeps me from getting so many migraines, so Im lucky I dont have to deal with the periods every month like most women. But I remember back when I did allow myself to have them... O god, I certainly couldnt wait for it to be done.

After that Id say childbirth must be terrible pain for a women. But I never dropped a human out my pussy before, so I cant say how it feels

[Alec Horan]

i always have a wank before bed its part of the routine i cant sleep without one lol

Must admit that works for me too -

You are not alone ! (unless you are wanking of course )

[DollyDarling]

To much effort I am afraid...Thanks though so what do you reckon is Gods worse creation.....

Then to get up out of your wet bed, changing your underwear, washing yourself off, changing the sheets and putting the wet ones in the laundry?? Seems like that would take more time then to just give yourself a 5 minute wenk and some tissue beside the bed to clean up the mess.

[Alec Horan]

After that Id say childbirth must be terrible pain for a women. But I never dropped a human out my pussy before, so I cant say how it feels

you kinda prefer them to drop IN occassionally dont you ?

[DollyDarling]

sorry can you say again?