Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"
He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"
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Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used condom hanging off your dick...
Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started.
An English soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, “He went that way. "
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either"
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A new breast enhancement treatment ...
A lady kept after her husband over & over about seeing a plastic surgeon to get breast implants but he was unwilling to pay. One day he told her, "How about a couple times a day just wipe between your tits with toilet paper." "How will that make my breasts bigger?" she asked. "Well it worked for your ass" he replied.
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Englishman, irishman & Scotsman in a pub
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!!"
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PC games don't affect kids. If Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around dark rooms, listening to repetitive music & munching pills.
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