This can only end badly for all of us.
Subtitle :Gravity - What really happened!
I was randomly clicking youtube videos last night because the beer in my fridge looked too cheap when I came across this.
At first I didn't think too much of it apart from what a waste of a perfectly good advertising opportunity it was. It wasn't until some time after when the unexpected urge to rewatch 'Gravity' got the better of me that the pieces of debris tumbling through my head started to chime the notes of an altogether darker melody.
As I sat there rewatching Sandra Bullock playing Sandra Bullock in space it occurred to me that the stupid little video with no sponsorship I'd watched earlier had all the signs of future disaster rubber stamped all over it. What if every smart ass with a camera, kite contraption and dildo collection started to carelessly send these dildo craft into our stratosphere? Of course not all are going to be travelling at the right velocity etc to find themselves in orbit but given enough time and dildo ships it becomes an eventuality. It would be only a matter of time before our planet's exosphere looks like a graveyard of vulcanized phalli. The thought of all those rubber bullets ...
Anyways my initial hunch that maybe 'Gravity' might have space dildoes in it which I might have missed on my earlier viewings turned out to be a deadend ... so I took the liberty of creating an artists impression of what the movie would have looked like if Alfonso Cuarón had chosen to maintain his integrity and commited his true inner vision to screen.
Mankind, consider yourself warned!
P.S. Many years from now when we are all long gone and those first dildoes have passed Uranus, left the solar system, thrust themselves deeper still and encountered strange new life out there in the great wide beyond what the hell are they going to think we were up to down here?
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Originally Posted by SteveB
