Are you able to able to pleasure your own body by giving yourself oral?

[2camp]

I can't do it, my necks too short

[Jaygoodtimes]

Its called the 'marilyn manson'

[namesjack]

It might be easier to try this with a pretty strong friend or partner and get them apply pressure to the head or neck region and push down towards the destination. ie, the Penis….
However if you hear a loud cracking noise like something breaking I would stop immediately and seek medical advice

[Ladyvonteese]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long, he could suck it,
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.


I wrote that one especially for you LVT !!

Loll, the joke is much appreciated Ryder. Thank you honey.X

Aye aye yi aya you sister rides bicycles without seats ......

Clyde, if one of my sister did ride a bike without a seat believe me, it would probably do her the world of good and may even put a smile on her face after all these year too. Loll

Its called the 'marilyn manson'

We learn something new everyday, never know what it was called so thanks hon.

And to the rest of you guys thanks for the funny comments and all those who made an effort in trying it out, just don’t give up just yet but please be careful so the A&E departments are not inundated with minor or major injuries across Ireland but I will check the New paper in the morning just encase. Loll

Sweet dreams guys

Lady Von Teese

[Rachel Divine]

Best thread ever.

[Ladyvonteese]

Totally agree with you on that one Rachel, as what these guys are coming out with is totally hilarious stuff and we all need a good laugh now and then. Not too bad just the rolling eyes! but then again
Nice to hear your having a more relaxed day.

Lady Von Tees

Best thread ever.

[Ladyvonteese]

Excellent soul man, more of just having a laugh without the negativity keep it cuming guys. Loll

Lady Von teese and again, sweet dream for really the last time..

[namesjack]

If you want to see hows its done ladyVT i'm only a pm away......

[mooneboy]

I've been stuck in this bloody same position since last night
could someone help me please

i.m hungry and need to pee

[ryder]

Well after trying for hours I finally mastered it . However I made myself take a shower first and only allow oral with condom .