Are you able to able to pleasure your own body by giving yourself oral?

[Bobby Joe]

I'm able to put my legs behind my head but my abdomen is a couple of inches to long to reach what I want.

[Davidontour]

I'm just grateful I can still see my old fella when I'm standing in the shower.

[rob_tig]

Please note: Lady Von Teese does not take any responsibility for any accident or injuries suffered while trying this method, you do so at your own peril Lady Von Teese

Now you tell me

[mooneboy]

owh . . .i just came in my eye

[Palabra]

Is the final part of this where you kiss your ass goodbye?

[Ladyvonteese]

Is the final part of this where you kiss your ass goodbye?

Loll No, I only can watch myself have a wank these days as since I had a fall a couple of years ago and damaged my back, I no longer can put my legs over my shoulders and walk either and alas, cant give myself head any more either. Loll And my back is fecking killing after today, been a long time since I tried that one.

Still laughing at all the replies that are coming in so keep them coming, but watch out for your eye lads. Loll

Lady Von Teese

[Barney Rubble]

Tried it once but my hand got so jealous that I gave up.

[ryder]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long, he could suck it,
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

I wrote that one especially for you LVT !!

[Clyde]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long, he could suck it,
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

I wrote that one especially for you LVT !!

Aye aye yi aya you sister rides bicycles without seats ......

[pleasurekerry]

i did try it a few times in my younger days, and could just about flick the top of my manneen with my tongue..i guess they were times when my hand was sore, or something...!