Originally Posted by DollyDarling
I'm very impressed Liz! See, I knew you were a poet, despite you saying you were not. Go on, give us another one. How about a poem about limpys, flippy-floppy tosser cocks affected by anti-depressants or alcohol, the ones you suck and suck and suck and suck and they just keep bowing thier heads in prayer "Please God, let me hold my head up high and proud".
I had to deal with one of those moody flopper weiners today.
A good poem about it would make me feel so much better.
It is just so depressing to force feed a limpy into my starving puss.
Blimey Dolly you know if i write a poem about anything i will get crusified.....
Have to be just Limericks im afraid.........cos they are funny to a degree.
I never said that i was not a poet but thats not really what i specialised in at Newcastle University.........can quote you loads of Shakespear and the Classics though........ -
There was a young lady called Lizzy
Who always kept getting in a Tizzy
The Moderator called Pat
Thought Liz a twat
And Escort-Ireland missed her, what a pitty!!!
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Dunno about attempting to force a limpy one in can't write anything about that but from where i come from when its just a blow job its called A RESULT - You get the picture ....
Love you dolly......take it easy and what a shame you aren't in London got a real fruit cake coming over in a few weeks time that we could of had a lot of fun with.
xoxoxo Lizzy aka the hot one........ (Weiners.......don't you just hate them?)
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