I can't remember the last time I read a good original dirty story, so come on lads (or lasses if you like), turn me on with a kinky tale

This is not a competition as such, but this is me getting back in the mood for competitions maybe and I will be rewarding those that turn me on with Amazon gift vouchers , which I find are handy because I can give them away as e-voucher numbers (don't need your name, email address, nothing so you remain totally private) and amazon sells so much there is something for everyone there.

No hurry, I like quality not quantity, post your story here... I will be back checking every night as I love to get wet at night x

Pat x