Your Queen

[Clyde]

No I don't, I want to be treated as an equal. We all work to our strengths and should pool those strengths together to make the perfect functioning union where respect and equality is at the top of the list.

I'm afraid a man who needed me to tell him what to do would drive me up the wall and in contrast a man telling me what to do, would not be well received either.

So... no, no man is my King and I am no man's Queen.

Ah that's a pity ya see I don't have a Queen but I like to treat my beautiful girlfriend like a Princess, I love to cook a lovely dinner for her, pour the wine into her glass when it runs low, open and close the car door for her, bring her breakfast in bed on weekends, wash her back in the bath, so on and so forth cos she deserves to be treated like a princess but hey maybe that's not your thing but she loves it and I get plenty back in return.

[Curvaceous Kate]

Ah that's a pity ya see I don't have a Queen but I like to treat my beautiful girlfriend like a Princess, I love to cook a lovely dinner for her, pour the wine into her glass when it runs low, open and close the car door for her, bring her breakfast in bed on weekends, wash her back in the bath, so on and so forth cos she deserves to be treated like a princess but hey maybe that's not your thing but she loves it and I get plenty back in return.

Why could you not do that in an equal relationship? Being equal does not mean you can not show love and tenderness through actions. For instance if one person gets home before the other from work, then the that person cooks dinner and if they want to make it special, then why not? If you're going out for a drink with your partner and only one of you can drive, then the one who drives doesn't get to have a drink, so the other thinks of ways to bridge that gap, as in it might be a candle lit dinner at home sometimes with a nice bottle of wine.

Plus 'I get plenty back in return' suggests one action for another, as in equal.

Treat each other the way you want to be treated. I will do for you, the same as I would do for myself.

Not you do all the cleaning and put the dinner on my table, even though we both work kind of thing, or I'll go to work and you sit at home looking pretty my Princess, don't worry your little head about anything.

That's kind of where I'm coming from.

[Clyde]

Why could you not do that in an equal relationship? Being equal does not mean you can not show love and tenderness through actions. For instance if one person gets home before the other from work, then the that person cooks dinner and if they want to make it special, then why not? If you're going out for a drink with your partner and only one of you can drive, then the one who drives doesn't get to have a drink, so the other thinks of ways to bridge that gap, as in it might be a candle lit dinner at home sometimes with a nice bottle of wine.

Plus 'I get plenty back in return' suggests one action for another, as in equal.

Treat each other the way you want to be treated. I will do for you, the same as I would do for myself.

Not you do all the cleaning and put the dinner on my table, even though we both work kind of thing, or I'll go to work and you sit at home looking pretty my Princess, don't worry your little head about anything.

That's kind of where I'm coming from.

Guess I'm just in love, what can I say she loves it, and I do too she's my Princess you should try it.

[Clyde]

I've just sent my man out 12kilometres to get me my favourite slush puppy and Polish breakfast, I'm such a drama queen

You should go for a 12km jog to see if them boobies can bounce.

[Stephanie]

You should go for a 12km jog to see if them boobies can bounce.

They bounce

Saw them with my own eyes x


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[johnb59]

I thought I'd met my queen? Married her? Gave her my children do anything for her but was I wrong?the only positive I take from this is I have two glorious princesses? I think ones queen is the wrong word to describe ones special lady?as a queen has to be obeyed at all times? I think not? The missus or wife is more appropriate even hitch lol

[Clyde]

I must be a queen, I'm a bit of a control Freak who is never wrong, whatever I say goes, I'm terrible..... I'd probably make a good dominatrix...

I know a good teacher .... Do it, take it, who's the best, you want it you got it fucker .... Guess who?

[Clyde]

Still in bed, I think the courtesan is upstairs, ordered her a few fried eggs....

Love to help out but the other half is serving up some melons in 30min.

[Clyde]

Enjoy the juicy melons, I'm gonna have a sausage and egg sandwich

Ah well I love them freshly squeezed. I'd give ya a hand but I'm too far away.

[Stephanie]

Children, children, children, I can sort this out. I started a thread some weeks ago dealing with the prohibition of the creation or royalty or honorific titles and it still applies. I have no idea where that thread actually is and, as I had a hard night out drinking last night and as did not get in until after 6 a.m. I do not feel like looking for and posting a link to that thread. But it IS there somewhere (unless it got deleted!

So no more bloody queens - of any hue, actual, metaphysical, whimsical or sexual - unless someone wants to join me in a game of chess this afternoon when I am feeling les delicate.

P.s. Drama queens are allowed. If we banned them, there would be no posters left here!

P.p.s. (I hope that you liked that "we" bit fl12"?)

We seem to have one on this thread





Every woman should be treated as a Queen (or at least as a Princess) at least once in their lives

If not , sad for them xx