Whatever do escorts desire in a punter:
Men are pretty simple creatures, really. If a woman is attractive, we want to meet her. If she turns out to be interesting, intelligent or funny, we want to get to know her better. Women, by contrast, are a little more complicated.
Recognizing that some guys could use some help understanding the escort wishlist .....
Clean underwear and apologizing after you fart is surely one but what are the others???