Now listen carefully 00Highway, Q branch has come up with some nifty new devices to help you track down the lovely but leathal ladies of SPECTRE
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Your Mission…….Get them to lower prices or at least knock off a tenner now and again.
One device I've been working on is called a “Mobile Phone” you activate like so and enter the secret numbers which are contained in your for your eyes only folder and a clever little gadget locks onto a similar device issued to all their Double OH OOOOOOOOH agents.
Also we’ve kited you out with a new motor as you weren’t really looking the part on old black bess, but 00Highway, do try and bring it back in one piece this time.
And we have a walther pkk instead of your old flintlocks as well you have to admit you've been a little outgunned of late in your shootouts.
Your 00 license has been revoked from Kill to trill, think you can handle it Jimbo?
You leave for Monaco in the morning, your contact will be Blow felt (Gemma) and you can fill her in on the details, she is currently tracking down SPECTRES main assasin’s Thumper (Liz) and Humper (bigpaws) AKA oddjob.
Ps
What ever you do James, don’t press the Ejector button to soon or your cover will be “blown”
Pps
This place could do with a quantum of sense...
Or a modicum of manners...