E-I Bond girls

[marijuana]

Beauty Brenda Bond ?


Well, then the idiot will remember that waste time of Brenda Bond isn't possible!!!angels5

my 1 sounds better!!!!!! brenda bond beauty!!!!!

but seriously, even talkin about a kick in the daddy bags makes me shiver

[DollyDarling]

100% Dolly Bond

You better watch out boys! She is a Darling but D.A.N.G.E.R.O.U.S

[marijuana]

100% Dolly Bond

You better watch out boys! She is a Darling but D.A.N.G.E.R.O.U.S

you can be number 2 if brenda bond beauty allows it!!!!!!!! she is the boss

[DollyDarling]

Hope that kick in the arse didnt hurt you too much. I waited 'till you were high as a kite, so you wouldn't feel it too much (as I do like you so much, you know). Sure, it will only leave just a little blue boo-boo on your bum.

[marijuana]

Hope that kick in the arse didnt hurt you too much. I waited 'till you were high as a kite, so you wouldn't feel it too much (as I do like you so much, you know). Sure, it will only leave just a little blue boo-boo on your bum.

yes dolly it did hurt, but after a smoke the pain was numbed, ooooooo the wonders of marijuana,

(p.s i like you ooooooo so much to darling) hopefully we can meet sometime in the future

[Quarterpoundher]

007 LICENSE TO THRILL - IN LONDON ONLY - CIAO FOR NOW.....

What?….You only thrill in London?, Oh my dear Miss Ivona B. Onatop, do not put yourself down, our man in Dubai said you left him positively shaken and perpetually stirred…You were the talk of the Diplomatic core…

You would make a great Bond baddie though, Commander Bond would s**t himself if he saw you stroking your pussy in a hollowed out Volcano.

Funny why Bond never visited Ireland in all his travels, probably to dangerous for him eh Liz?…

The names McGinty…………..Paddy McGinty…Pint of Beamish and a packet of nuts…

(Doesn’t have the same ring to it somehow)

I’ll show you my Thunderball if you show me your Octopussy, we only live twice after all and the world is just not enough without having a little of the living daylights frightened out of me as you quite possibly do have a license to kill. Please don’t say Dr. No and give me the Goldfinger or I’ll never say never again.


Qph shall return in…. On his Massey’s secret service.

[thehighwayman]

Now listen carefully 00Highway, Q branch has come up with some nifty new devices to help you track down the lovely but leathal ladies of SPECTRE

S tunningly P retty E scorts C an T otally R uin E cononmy

Your Mission…….Get them to lower prices or at least knock off a tenner now and again.

One device I've been working on is called a “Mobile Phone” you activate like so and enter the secret numbers which are contained in your for your eyes only folder and a clever little gadget locks onto a similar device issued to all their Double OH OOOOOOOOH agents.

Also we’ve kited you out with a new motor as you weren’t really looking the part on old black bess, but 00Highway, do try and bring it back in one piece this time.

And we have a walther pkk instead of your old flintlocks as well you have to admit you've been a little outgunned of late in your shootouts.

Your 00 license has been revoked from Kill to trill, think you can handle it Jimbo?

You leave for Monaco in the morning, your contact will be Blow felt (Gemma) and you can fill her in on the details, she is currently tracking down SPECTRES main assasin’s Thumper (Liz) and Humper (bigpaws) AKA oddjob.

Ps

What ever you do James, don’t press the Ejector button to soon or your cover will be “blown”

Pps

This place could do with a quantum of sense...

Or a modicum of manners...

I'm not sure about the new motor. It's equipped with all the right weapons and everything. But it's not very discreet. I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb driving in Monaco in a Massey 135

[Bigbadjohn]

What?….You only thrill in London?, Oh my dear Miss Ivona B. Onatop, do not put yourself down, our man in Dubai said you left him positively shaken and perpetually stirred…You were the talk of the Diplomatic core…

You would make a great Bond baddie though, Commander Bond would s**t himself if he saw you stroking your pussy in a hollowed out Volcano.

Funny why Bond never visited Ireland in all his travels, probably to dangerous for him eh Liz?…

The names McGinty…………..Paddy McGinty…Pint of Beamish and a packet of nuts…

(Doesn’t have the same ring to it somehow)

I’ll show you my Thunderball if you show me your Octopussy, we only live twice after all and the world is just not enough without having a little of the living daylights frightened out of me as you quite possibly do have a license to kill. Please don’t say Dr. No and give me the Goldfinger or I’ll never say never again.


Qph shall return in…. On his Massey’s secret service.

lmao qph

cheers
bbj

[Bigbadjohn]

With the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace due to be released soon I was thinking which of the escorts from E-I would make a good Bond girl. I can't choose one because theres so many to choose from. I'll be greedy like Bond himself who has 3 girls per film. Here are my Bond girls, Gemma, Brenda, Alyssa, Kat and Mysterious Diana. I know it's more than 3, but I'm a bit greedy, Patricia could be M and Sarah could be Miss Moneypenny. Quarterpoundher could be Q.

brendas film would of course have to be "from russia with love"

bbj

[Epsilon]

brendas film would of course have to be "from russia with love"

bbj

Not sure that would be accurate BBJ..
" From Prague with passion" would be better. It may not a bond film yet, but brendas not from russia either..
из России с любовью V z Prahy s láskou