We can always try this process :-
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent €5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, ''I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?''
''About 35,''he replied.
''I'm actually 47,'' the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied, ''Oh, you look about 29.''
''I am actually 47!'' she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, ''I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.'' There was no one around, so the woman said, ''What the hell?'' and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, ''OK, You are 47.''
Stunned, the woman said, ''That was brilliant! How did you do that?''
The old man replied, ''I was behind you in line at McDonald's.''
Cassandra (07-02-14), adrienn (07-02-14), Curvaceous Kate (07-02-14), Hot Olivia (07-02-14), jacklad3 (07-02-14), JAMESCORK (07-02-14)
bollocks (07-02-14)
A few years taken off wouldn't bother me but when its gets to 10 plus thats a different matter,
If age wasn't important, then why list it ? It is one of the first things I look for. I might be in the mood to meet a 50/60 year old. I don't want to be fooled by seeing that she is only in her late 40s !
Morning E.I.
A man really cares about age? Or how is your appearance?
Ever check customer reviews, I could see what versions they are, like, blonde, brunette, petite, tall, slim, mature, young, guys, girls, etc etc.
To what extent is important age for sex?
pd.sometimes everybody say little lies
Always basing a general rule, to be more explicit.
hugs.
s.s.
Last edited by Sexy Susan; 07-02-14 at 10:09.