Change of my name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quarterpoundher]

QPH you are beating the crowds already........ , but what if I will only allow 3 goes, then you have outdone yourself again........ (just teasing)

Kat, if that the case I’ll just have to throw my cap to trying to win your competitions and just give in and pay you. I'll be in Cork tomorrow buying a new ball hitch for the Massey and book in with the Teutonic temptress, if you can fit me in (Boom Boom) you can give me a look see into that HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE suitcase, but tell me………

Do Kats always land on their feet?

[Quarterpoundher]

Kit Kat

(Have a break, have a Kit Kat)

Think of the possible captions on your profile…

High there, give Kit Kat a bite, I promise you’ll melt in my mouth and not in my hand.

[Alec Horan]

Kat Mando

or

Kat Man-Do

[Bigbadjohn]

Hi all,
My name will appear as following in the future as a girl, has started to use the same name now and didn't aggree to appear as Kat 2.

So from now on, to avoid confusions, my escort name will appear as following, with this ecsact puntuation: xxx Kat

what about a new one with a sadistic irish twist? Kat O,Nynetails. x bbj

[katxxx]

Kat Mando

or

Kat Man-Do

this is VERY, VERY funny!!!!!!!

"Kat with Nein Live" is priceless too........ however a bit kina too long

Sorry QPH Kit Kat is not that original..........

[Quarterpoundher]

i love squids.... they are mad lookin yokes..... will they be live squids???? i have a fish tank here but dont think it will hold a million of them....

Fisherman falls on hard times and borrows some money from a friend, few weeks later he’s out fishing and catches this huge octopus, hauls it into the boat but the octopus can’t stop sneezing, all the way back to port he’s listening to “AH AHH AHHHH CHOO” arrives back at port and drags this sorry ass octopus up to his friend who gave him the money and says, “hey Fred, here’s that sick squid I owe ya”

(I know, its an oldie but a goodie…)

[Quarterpoundher]

Sorry QPH Kit Kat is not that original..........

Yeah but you are…our resident frugel Fraulein, don't forget the tupperware.

[Alyssa Jenkins]

who bought you the www addresses......... you know that neither of them
hit any of the google points dont you ......... that is more important than the
name that you use - cos now you are going to have to change your name on
your websites to - you do reolise that -

Its just a fad to have a surname but to be honest i dont think that it makes
any difference - the most popular of last names is - LOVE -

One certain lady that no longer works as an escort and was a really high class
girl is/was known as Katrina Love....... maybe you could take that it must be
up for grabs.......possibly the most beautiful escort or just woman that i have
ever seen........stunning in every way. Made miles and smiles of money and
had a great website.

I don't know what your real name is but i would suggest a last name. Its classy
as Alyssa Jenkins has written - although i have never seen her in London or on
any of the top sites.......good place to look is punterlink......

I think that Katrina Love would be a great name for you - hand on heart.

Quite honestly I havent seen much of you either until you began posting on this site Liz.
I am availible for reviews on captain69.co.uk as well as theeroticreview.com under either Alyssa, Alyssa Jenkins and ofcourse AlyssaOfLondon. I am on punterlink as well however most of my london reviews are on captain.69. Ofcourse im also availible on most porn star sites.
Sorry to interupt your thread Kat and I hope your name thing goes quite well for you hun you take care and have a wonderful time in Ireland. xxxxxx

[katxxx]

No probs Alyssa. I'm not about to change anything just yet.... but it's more fun to mess about for a change on here....

Pls Lizzy, if you decide reply back, let not it be argumentative. thx

xxx

ps.: my trupperware is packed, with lids!!!!!!!

[marijuana]

Fisherman falls on hard times and borrows some money from a friend, few weeks later he’s out fishing and catches this huge octopus, hauls it into the boat but the octopus can’t stop sneezing, all the way back to port he’s listening to “AH AHH AHHHH CHOO” arrives back at port and drags this sorry ass octopus up to his friend who gave him the money and says, “hey Fred, here’s that sick squid I owe ya”

(I know, its an oldie but a goodie…)

that was the worst joke ever qph!!!!!!!

here's 1 for you:-

man goes into a bar with a giraffe and orders 2 whiskeys, the giraffe drinks his in 1 ans so does the man, then shouts for another 2, they continue to do that all night untill the giraffe gets so drunk it falls of the bar stool and cant get up. the man is so embarrised that he got up and went to walk out. the barman shouts after him, "hey, you cant leave that lyin there" the man shouts back "its not a lion, its a giraffe"