Things NOT to say during sex

[Sexy Fernanda]

>I have to poop

>Smile for the camera.

>Get off me,I'll do it myself!

>This is your first time....right?

>you're almost good as my ex!

>When this is supposed to feel good?

>I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?

>I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

>Keep down my mother is a little sleeper.

>Hey! my friends were right! you are good! (in this case for a escort,is allowed)

>On second thought,let's turn the light off.

>I'm sobering up and you're ugly.( after bring someone home from Copper's)

>But everybody looks funny naked!

How about yours?

[lucifersam]

"jaysus you're good, but not as good as your sister"

[Galway_Stud]

that was a great one night stand

[Hot Olivia]

'is it in?'

[dob]

'You don't sweat much for a fat girl'

[Sexy Fernanda]

"jaysus you're good, but not as good as your sister"

Or:your twin brother is better in bed than you....I have heard that from a friend once....

[Sexy Fernanda]

that was a great one night stand

sometimes can be....Lol

[IEnjoyescorts]

1. Hmm better turn the lights off
2. Think I might be gay after all
3. Aww it's so small an cute
4. Do I still have to pay you?
5. Can I have my money back?
6. You have the same thong as my mum
7. You're about as good as a ten year old,, and I should know
8. I think the condom broke ten minutes ago
9. Would you shave my ass after this?
10. Last time I lasted this long you were asleep!

[Sexy Fernanda]

'is it in?'

opps...

or: have you finished?

[Sexy Fernanda]

'You don't sweat much for a fat girl'

you smell nice for a fat guy...