E-I February Competition

[Doozer]

eg... find the clitoris????
itd be easier to find atlantis mate

[Ric Hardgear]

This Valentines Day...
Treat your loved one to a slap up meal in Cork

[sibul89]

may be a little and I was late in February;
I would always wake up every morning with you.
and have your pussy and nipples with you
it always excites and provokes me to mate

[downpunter]

This Valentine's day,
You won't be getting flowers,
Coz this romantic bastard
Is gonna book you for two hours!

[Yamser]

this valantines day ,
i wonder how many women will buy the chocolates and flowers for the guys for once

[Jaygoodtimes]

This valentine's day

As a singe person remember,

Nobody loves you any other day of the year either.

[Pinkeye]

This Valentines day remember,
Nice Puppies are not just for Christmas and Valentines
You can motorboat them all year long.
And then there's the booty.

[AndreaCavalli]

This Valentines Day,

You won't even see me cumming!

[Kevon]

This Valentine's Day,
Just like the last,
Has left me broke
but I had a blast

For to be in the arms
of a beautiful girl,
Is worth all the money
I have in this world!!

[ryder]

This Valentines day .
I'm getting twisted ,
Bend over love ,
Cos you're getting fisted .