E-I January Competition

[petebriquette]

Cap. 1. hey babe just wanted you to know that if you want to fuck , my girlfriend will be at home all night tonight .
Cap, 2 great, write down the address and I'll head over there now.

[UB40]

Caption 1: I want to eat your pussy
Caption 2: you will have to part with more bread than this then Baby!

[funlover12]

The E-I January Competition is now open for entries

€250 of Amazon e-Vouchers up for grabs.

'Heading for the strip'

An idea by Samlad

Complete "Caption 1" and "Caption 2". They need to be in that order and it needs to read as the guy initiating the conversation, followed by a response from the girl.


Example:

Heading for the strip: Neville was still unsure how his first date with Gemma was going...

Caption 1: Fancy playing a death-match on Call of Duty?

Caption 2: You really can't tell when a girl is into you, can you?

One entry per person.

The funniest entry wins.

Competition closes for entries on Tuesday 28 January at Midnight.

Winner to be announced on Friday 31 January.

Please read the Competition rules before submitting your entry.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...petition-Rules

Good Luck Everyone.

talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth...

"so...have you got any swiss cheese with holes in it?"

"no just this cracker with philidelphia on it"

[Nonrev]

Caption 1 What kind of food is that
Caption 2 I made it myself it's toasted crumpet

[BareThrills]

1 - You know, I've got something a little cheesy in my pants you might be interested in....?
2 - No thanks hun, I'll Brie fine with this.

[dubs11]

1. Look sis, I'm not sure this is what mam had in mind for us to be a closer family?
2. Your 30 mins are just up.

[Hagane00]

Hope this is a winner

[truelad]

caption 1

"if you love cheese, you can have a piece of my penis"

caption 2

"ergh, id rather shove this up my hole"

[friedbananas]

Caption 1: Jaysus I'm shocking nervous... I'm delirah you said you'd come out with me. You're a fine thing ya know but sure everyone knows tha and sure de boys are all mad jealous - would ya look at the fuckers over there at de bar lookin over here, mad jealous they are cos like you're a fine thing - Christ I'm sweatin buckets here - are ya sure you're alright for a drink? Tis no bother getting ya another - me Ma said to make sure I look afta ya - she's made up I'm out with a bird - she got me this jumper n all - TKMaxx I think - ah sure listen I'm up to the bar to get you another - Voddy and diet? ok no bother - I might stop off and have a word with de lads for a bit... d'ya want some crips too?

Caption 2: yeah wha eva

[samlad]

Don't forget to include the heading, folks.