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    Default True Story…Lighthearted but has relevance here…

    I was having my lunch one day at work deep in a forest with 4 or 5 of us and 1 Polish lad who was a mountain of a Man and not the chattiest soul but no harm in him, and we were sat around when these two Jack Russell Terriers wandered up, Male and Female (Or at least we think) and started getting down to business in front of us, as lunch time entertainment is at a premium in a forest more often then not we got a laugh out of it and thought no more, but the Polish guy never lifted his head. Then the next day the same thing happened and we started to think these two must be the original Dogger’s, but again no reaction from the Pole.

    Third day and you guessed it, ban on que, up wanders these two and just as the male was getting in to his stride the big polish guy leapt up in a rage and grabbed the Male and shoved the back of his spoon up the dogs arse 5 or 6 times with vigor and temper and let him go to which the dog took off at a rate of knots in a sort of zig zag path from the fright of his unexpected and instant anal encounter never to darken our door again but what had us in stitches was that as the Polish guy turned to resume his lunch (With spoon placed calmly back in cup) and all of us half afraid of what he might do next, he muttered under his breathe to himself more then us in a deep and brooding East European Accent he said…

    “He can give it…but he can’t take it”…

    Moral of the story…. Some dogs who dish it out by the bucket load just can’t take when it’s directed at them. Remind you of anyone?

    I think we all know…

    That’s all I’m doing, giving to him, what he gives to everyone, and he no like, he no like one bit.

    Cheerio's and Cornflakes to one and all, Qph

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    Saying that Poles molest dogs is racist you deserve a holiday for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I was having my lunch one day at work deep in a forest with 4 or 5 of us and 1 Polish lad who was a mountain of a Man and not the chattiest soul but no harm in him, and we were sat around when these two Jack Russell Terriers wandered up, Male and Female (Or at least we think) and started getting down to business in front of us, as lunch time entertainment is at a premium in a forest more often then not we got a laugh out of it and thought no more, but the Polish guy never lifted his head. Then the next day the same thing happened and we started to think these two must be the original Dogger’s, but again no reaction from the Pole.

    Third day and you guessed it, ban on que, up wanders these two and just as the male was getting in to his stride the big polish guy leapt up in a rage and grabbed the Male and shoved the back of his spoon up the dogs arse 5 or 6 times with vigor and temper and let him go to which the dog took off at a rate of knots in a sort of zig zag path from the fright of his unexpected and instant anal encounter never to darken our door again but what had us in stitches was that as the Polish guy turned to resume his lunch (With spoon placed calmly back in cup) and all of us half afraid of what he might do next, he muttered under his breathe to himself more then us in a deep and brooding East European Accent he said…

    “He can give it…but he can’t take it”…

    Moral of the story…. Some dogs who dish it out by the bucket load just can’t take when it’s directed at them. Remind you of anyone?

    I think we all know…

    That’s all I’m doing, giving to him, what he gives to everyone, and he no like, he no like one bit.

    Cheerio's and Cornflakes to one and all, Qph
    QPH.

    Give it a rest man..ffs.
    What ever your personal feelings for Paws or any body else on this site are, its time to let it go. I'm no angel and i am as guilty as anybody here of having a go, but i know when to stop... the time to stop has come..
    People dont want to know about your fued or vendetta with Paws.. Newbies on this site will not stick around if the only conversation is you and paws. just like the liz and paws shit. Its time to let it go.

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    Thumbs up You Said It Ep!!!

    It would seem that the best man won .............. and QPH doesn't like it!!!

    Take the advise of the sane people here QPH .............. you became a joke ............. now you're in danger of being pitied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuarterPaws View Post
    Saying that Poles molest dogs is racist you deserve a holiday for that
    Well that really did happen and he was really a Pole, so how is that racist?

    He was Caucasian and so am I

    Would you prefer that I ……….lie?

    Plus I stated that it was lighthearted but as ever the clouds are descending once again.

    It was funny though, wrong but funny none the less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    It would seem that the best man won .............. and QPH doesn't like it!!!

    Take the advise of the sane people here QPH .............. you became a joke ............. now you're in danger of being pitied.

    Paws
    From where i stand nobody has won.. at best its a stale mate. or the rest of us have lost, because at the end of the day we are the ones who have to put up with this shit.
    cop.. both of you. call it a day..agree to disagree... but stop!
    Last edited by Epsilon; 15-10-08 at 16:54.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I was having my lunch one day at work deep in a forest with 4 or 5 of us and 1 Polish lad who was a mountain of a Man and not the chattiest soul but no harm in him, and we were sat around when these two Jack Russell Terriers wandered up, Male and Female (Or at least we think) and started getting down to business in front of us, as lunch time entertainment is at a premium in a forest more often then not we got a laugh out of it and thought no more, but the Polish guy never lifted his head. Then the next day the same thing happened and we started to think these two must be the original Dogger’s, but again no reaction from the Pole.

    Third day and you guessed it, ban on que, up wanders these two and just as the male was getting in to his stride the big polish guy leapt up in a rage and grabbed the Male and shoved the back of his spoon up the dogs arse 5 or 6 times with vigor and temper and let him go to which the dog took off at a rate of knots in a sort of zig zag path from the fright of his unexpected and instant anal encounter never to darken our door again but what had us in stitches was that as the Polish guy turned to resume his lunch (With spoon placed calmly back in cup) and all of us half afraid of what he might do next, he muttered under his breathe to himself more then us in a deep and brooding East European Accent he said…

    “He can give it…but he can’t take it”…

    Moral of the story…. Some dogs who dish it out by the bucket load just can’t take when it’s directed at them. Remind you of anyone?

    I think we all know…

    That’s all I’m doing, giving to him, what he gives to everyone, and he no like, he no like one bit.

    Cheerio's and Cornflakes to one and all, Qph
    Thats so Funny. a man abuses a defencless animal and you think its a joke. shame on you.
    its people like you who have the ispca in the state that its in today.
    get real ass hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post
    QPH.

    Give it a rest man..ffs.
    What ever your personal feelings for Paws or any body else on this site are, its time to let it go. I'm no angel and i am as guilty as anybody here of having a go, but i know when to stop... the time to stop has come..
    People dont want to know about your fued or vendetta with Paws.. Newbies on this site will not stick around if the only conversation is you and paws. just like the liz and paws shit. Its time to let it go.


    I agree with a lot of that Ep, I want to leave as it happens, have done for weeks now, but will never ever EVER give in to bullies and braggats in life or here. I have stated many times what this place should foster, it never will wih him doing what he is doing. He is treated as a first amongst equals here and abuses that the way most of us now know then all those new people that arrive are just more cannon fodder for him to get is claws into, new Escorts especially.

    I have already told the entire place that I will leave when he publicly apologizes to Dolly and Naomi for what he knows he did to them.

    So begs the question, will he put forum first and apologize to them (not me btw) THEM and explain his actions and in so doing this place will be much the safer for new people and old alike and I will leave.


    He can kill two birds with one stone so easily, but will he put ye first or himself first?…..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I agree with a lot of that Ep, I want to leave as it happens, have done for weeks now, but will never ever EVER give in to bullies and braggats in life or here. I have stated many times what this place should foster, it never will wih him doing what he is doing. He is treated as a first amongst equals here and abuses that the way most of us now know then all those new people that arrive are just more cannon fodder for him to get is claws into, new Escorts especially.

    I have already told the entire place that I will leave when he publicly apologizes to Dolly and Naomi for what he knows he did to them.

    So begs the question, will he put forum first and apologize to them (not me btw) THEM and explain his actions and in so doing this place will be much the safer for new people and old alike and I will leave.


    He can kill two birds with one stone so easily, but will he put ye first or himself first?…..
    But who has made you crusader to the escort community?
    your are not going to get what you want, so just let it go. all you are doing is pissing the rest of the posters off and turning the forum into your personal playground where you can play the crusader..
    give it a rest.. its over.

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    Cool Qph

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I agree with a lot of that Ep, I want to leave as it happens, have done for weeks now, but will never ever EVER give in to bullies and braggats in life or here. I have stated many times what this place should foster, it never will wih him doing what he is doing. He is treated as a first amongst equals here and abuses that the way most of us now know then all those new people that arrive are just more cannon fodder for him to get is claws into, new Escorts especially.

    I have already told the entire place that I will leave when he publicly apologizes to Dolly and Naomi for what he knows he did to them.

    So begs the question, will he put forum first and apologize to them (not me btw) THEM and explain his actions and in so doing this place will be much the safer for new people and old alike and I will leave.


    He can kill two birds with one stone so easily, but will he put ye first or himself first?…..
    In that case you'd better settle in for the long haul QPH because I won't be bullied by you into doing anything I don't want to to do ............. especially when I know I have done nothing to warrant an apology.

    You should apologise to Dolly and show that you are sincere in your apology by respecting her wishes regarding this matter .............. try to be a man for once instead of a Mammy's Little Boy!

    Paws
    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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