Do you ever use your partner's car to visit an escort?

[mikey blonde]

Do you ever use your partner's (wife, girlfriend, mistress, soon to be ex wife) car to visit an escort. Just be careful if you're using pay & display when you're parking. Remember to remove the pay & display ticket from the dashboard window before you head home

There's nothing worse than trying to explain why you had her car parked on say Barrow St for an hour from 8pm on a Thursday nite when she thought it was supposed to parked outside a gym 10 miles away! Its amazing how a small bit of paper can get ya into a whole heap of trouble.

Also don't forget the other little pay & display stub that you might have stuck in the arse pocket of your trousers that the missus might find when she's going through the washing. That is if she still does yer washing.....

[DickSeaman]

Do you ever use your partner's (wife, girlfriend, mistress, soon to be ex wife) car to visit an escort. Just be careful if you're using pay & display when you're parking. Remember to remove the pay & display ticket from the dashboard window before you head home

There's nothing worse than trying to explain why you had her car parked on say Barrow St for an hour from 8pm on a Thursday nite when she thought it was supposed to parked outside a gym 10 miles away! Its amazing how a small bit of paper can get ya into a whole heap of trouble.

Also don't forget the other little pay & display stub that you might have stuck in the arse pocket of your trousers that the missus might find when she's going through the washing. That is if she still does yer washing.....

My girlfriend doesn't have a car but when she is home she always borrowing mine to go places, shopping she says, now i'm starting to wonder ...

[40odd]

You poor bastard, the problem here is this will be a topic for "discussion" for many years to come. Tempted to ask the excuse but you might be giving the game away if you do

[Petros]

My problem is not using someone elses car but rather my own car being spotted parked outside the apartment of one of the ladies I saw recently.

TBF the car I was driving that day does not blend in with the modern cars around Dublin these days. A mate of mine was driving by and saw it - he mentioned he saw it, I said I was visiting a friend

[zoozoozoo]

Also remember to pay the toll charges and if you have an account for the toll roads remember that it can be accessed by others to check your movements

[SteveB]

Do you ever use your partner's (wife, girlfriend, mistress, soon to be ex wife) car to visit an escort. Just be careful if you're using pay & display when you're parking. Remember to remove the pay & display ticket from the dashboard window before you head home

There's nothing worse than trying to explain why you had her car parked on say Barrow St for an hour from 8pm on a Thursday nite when she thought it was supposed to parked outside a gym 10 miles away! Its amazing how a small bit of paper can get ya into a whole heap of trouble.

Also don't forget the other little pay & display stub that you might have stuck in the arse pocket of your trousers that the missus might find when she's going through the washing. That is if she still does yer washing.....

On a related point, have you ever played Russian roulette? Probably safer.

[anon361]

Got a fine for talking on the phone once in Dublin when I should have been somewhere else, no big deal, if you act all guilty you'll just make things worse, I brushed it off with something plausible and while she didn't fully believe me the last thing she would think is I was up shagging an escort, more likely off looking at a motorbike which I'm always happy to let her believe

[mikey blonde]

Also remember to pay the toll charges and if you have an account for the toll roads remember that it can be accessed by others to check your movements

I hear ya ZooZooZoo have the tolls covered. Got clocked speeding in the DPT tunnel once, thought shit fixed penalty notice in the post. Got home, googled it, they don't send them out....phew

[Spanglish]

There is nothing worse? Try explaining a condom wrap lying in your car....

[funlover12]

There is nothing worse? Try explaining a condom wrap lying in your car....

posh wank. amateur