After have just given birth to my daughter, the nurse needed to give me a little stitch down there, but before getting to it, she had to go and take care of the baby, so off handedly she said, "Keeep your legs, closed." I replied, "Isn't that advice a bit too late!" She did have to chuckle.

Before I became pregnant, I worked in a museum, and we had just taken possession of a lovely Dogan Warrior sculpture, and some fertility figures. The Director of the museum was admiring the fertility figures, and commented how be care how you touch them, because rubbing them has been know to bring about pregnancy. I looked at it and her and in a dry voice, said, "I think you need to rub a bit more than that to get pregnant!"
Kisses Violette