Originally Posted by
EmeraldWarrior
Camilla Parker Bowles goes to visit her doctor and explains "Dr evrytime i suck Charles dick i get heartburn"--"Have you tried Andrew`s" asks the Dr
"My what big eyes you have got" says Little Red Riding Hood to the wolf crouching behind the tree. "FUCK OFF" he groans " cant you see im having a shite"
Pregnant Dubliner phones her mum. "Ma i tink me watters have just broke"....Jaysus luv were are ye ringing from"....."From me fanny to me ankles ma".
Twenty minutes after teeing off a woman stumbles into the clubhouse grimacing in pain." Whats happened?" asks the club pro....."I got stung by a bee" she replies...."Where?"... "Between the first and second holes"....."Hmm" murmurs the pro--"Sounds like your stance was a little too wide"
What about the escort who insured each of her legs for 100000, she said"between them she made a good living"