You know you are a WG/Punter when:

[rinaxeee]

Why can't escorts just text final directions a few minutes before the appointment...

Too many dodgy guys out there. Everybody wants to be cautious / nobody wants to give out information until really have to.

[best before end]

Too many dodgy guys out there. Everybody wants to be cautious / nobody wants to give out information until really have to.

What I dislike most is I call or text the escort as I am driving to appointment to let het know I am on the way,then I park and call her,most times you get the name of the apartment block but not the number,and the escort asks to call her when you standing like a plonker at the main door...spot the punter...and you have to call her from there,why can't they just give me the apt number with the name of the block when I called her from my parked car.

[Baxter]

Too many dodgy guys out there. Everybody wants to be cautious / nobody wants to give out information until really have to.

But you still have to give directions to your apartment to the dodgy guys too !

[Baxter]

What I dislike most is I call or text the escort as I am driving to appointment to let het know I am on the way,then I park and call her,most times you get the name of the apartment block but not the number,and the escort asks to call her when you standing like a plonker at the main door...spot the punter...and you have to call her from there,why can't they just give me the apt number with the name of the block when I called her from my parked car.

I refuse to do this now.

[classyenglishmature]

And why can't you understand that our safety is paramount which means that wherever possible we need to be able to see you.We ask you to call from a certain landmark because that is where our view of the street (and you) is.We need to know that you are alone etc etc etc

[Stephanie]

You know you're a punter when you are taking your clothes off in front of a beautiful lady and you get to the point where you are just in your boxers and socks and with a stupid grin on your face !

I need lessons in how a mature client can striptease without losing his dignity !

Honey ,

Strip in the shower , and come to me with a towel around your waist .

Then I'll tease 'ya xx

[Baxter]

And why can't you understand that our safety is paramount which means that wherever possible we need to be able to see you.We ask you to call from a certain landmark because that is where our view of the street (and you) is.We need to know that you are alone etc etc etc

I don't mind describing myself first and walking past a landmark so I can be verified by the escort but I don't like standing around at the landmark let alone with a phone to my eye trying to interpret instructions.

[Danish Pia]

You know you're a punter when you are taking your clothes off in front of a beautiful lady and you get to the point where you are just in your boxers and socks and with a stupid grin on your face !

I need lessons in how a mature client can striptease without losing his dignity !

Keep your socks on, it makes all the difference

[The Bunk]

Keep your socks on, it makes all the difference

Pmsl ..........

[Baxter]

Honey ,

Strip in the shower , and come to me with a towel around your waist .

Then I'll tease 'ya xx

No way !

I hate running from the shower room , down the corridor to the boudoir carrying jacket, tie, pants, shirt, socks , shoes, cuff links. You never know who'll you'll meet !!