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    Default too lazy to get up

    I'm still in the bed im too lazy to get up and i am bursting to wee tis a tough life I tell ya ha

    Don't have a clue why i writing this post actually I do I'm bored

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    Get up, pull the bed cloths back up to keep the spot warm, have a pee, get back in, bed should be still toastie, look at some porn, have a wank and then get up

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Get up, pull the bed cloths back up to keep the spot warm, have a pee, get back in, bed should be still toastie, look at some porn, have a wank and then get up
    The best idea I have heard all day man be no porn tho my internet is too slow for videos and buffering would make me go soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    The best idea I have heard all day man be no porn tho my internet is too slow for videos and buffering would make me go soft
    That's why you look for it before you get up, go for a pee and by the time you get back hopefully enough video will have loaded to get you off

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    That's why you look for it before you get up, go for a pee and by the time you get back hopefully enough video will have loaded to get you off
    Jesus man you should be charging me or those ideas lol you think outside of the box and I don't that's why I'm a bum

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    [QUOTE=mer;1244679]I'm still in the bed im too lazy to get up and i am bursting to wee tis a tough life I tell ya ha

    Don't have a clue why i writing this post actually I do I'm bored [/QUOTE
    It's well for you
    I am up since 6-15
    The same as every morning Mon to Fri.
    I am who I am and I am happy with who I am.

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    But mr happy your getting paid to get up and it be all worth it at the end of the week

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    Good to see the job hunting is going well Mer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mod View Post
    Good to see the job hunting is going well Mer
    Going so well I get to stay in bed lol

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    don't tell me....
    i have about 2 weeks that i cannot go to sleep early and i always wake up late ((
    Retiring for good soon
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