9 rules for giving directions in Ireland

**Stephanie** · 28-11-13, 12:14

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/ru...h_most_popular

**SteveB** · 28-11-13, 16:14

[To lady walking dog] "Excuse me, could you direct me to the library?"
"Of course I could son. But you'll be looking for the apartment next door to it where the escort is staying."

**gonzo76** · 28-11-13, 19:10

"Can you tell me how to get to the city centre?"

"Hmmm, well I wouldn't start from here..."

**best before end** · 28-11-13, 19:14

Originally Posted by Stephanie

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/ru...h_most_popular

Are you implying that Irish people are thick

**ana massage** · 28-11-13, 19:41

go left at the traffic lights=he goes right

keep going straight=i am inside a gate

pull the door=he is pushing it

call me when you get to the church=are you/i am inside?!

**Violette** · 28-11-13, 20:04

I usually triangulate by pubs and churches, street names and landmarks are lost on most. So, you would think this is it, wrong! Wait until you are in a city where the largest church happens to be a cathedral, and not catholic one either and then the fun starts. How some of them can manage to get dressed in the damn mornings is a wonder to me, but then I remember this is Ireland, and their mothers probably did it for him.

**mer** · 28-11-13, 20:16

Originally Posted by Violette

I usually triangulate by pubs and churches, street names and landmarks are lost on most. So, you would think this is it, wrong! Wait until you are in a city where the largest church happens to be a cathedral, and not catholic one either and then the fun starts. How some of them can manage to get dressed in the damn mornings is a wonder to me, but then I remember this is Ireland, and their mothers probably did it for him.

Ireland is a strange place actually nearly the whole country still lives with there parents lol me included ha suppose they come in handy tho when your on the dole and it's a roof over your head ha I'm a real mammys boy

**mymann** · 28-11-13, 23:09

Originally Posted by Stephanie

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/ru...h_most_popular

Now Stephanie please don't be taking the p--s,--------

**thewren** · 29-11-13, 00:02

Can never quite understand why the speed limits are so low…

**justmeagain** · 29-11-13, 00:58

i could find most places myself. . . . . If only the bitch in the sat-nav would stop saying ''recalculating'' . . . . .

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