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    Default What Gate would you like to see next?

    Well, I have been following the various gates, we have had Naomigate, Dollygate, Gemma/Godfather/Bigpawsgate, Quaterpoundhergate, Lizzygate, Westiegate, Patriciagate, Ricflairgate, so since there is a general trend in gates these last few weeks/months, what were/are some of your favorite gates and why? And if the gate of your choice isn't up here, what suggestions do you have for a delicious, scandalous, name-calling, mud slinging, back stabbing knock down drag out good ole fashion Cyber gate? Be creative people.
    Kisses Violette

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
    ❤❤❤❤

  2. Smile my gate

    my gate has to be the bigpaws/gemma/godfather/liz gate. I choose this gate due to a number of reasons. Where to start?

    Gemma and Godfather

    Gemma seeing Godfather as a client. Godfather offering her thousands and falling in love. Sad man.

    Gemma and bigpaws

    Gemma and bigpaws being "friends" enraging Godfather.

    Gemma and Liz

    Gemma minding her own business and being attacked out of jealousy.

    Solution

    Gemma block Godfather from your phone and just admit that your in love with bigpaws. bigpaws do the same. Godfather move on and congradulate this happy couple. Liz mind your own business.

    Conclusion

    The best soap ever. Who needs TV?

  3. Cool my second choice of gate

    My second choice is the ricflair gate.

    Escort of the month

    Ric took it upon himself to make him feel important on this site to start the escort of the month thread. God man have you nothing better to do? I do not think any of the girls care about escort of the month because in the end they get nothing out of it. Maybe you will extra bored around christmas and with the credit crunch you will be unable to afford escorts services. Then you can start escort of 2009.

    solution

    Get a hobby

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    Default lock it

    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Well, I have been following the various gates, we have had Naomigate, Dollygate, Gemma/Godfather/Bigpawsgate, Quaterpoundhergate, Lizzygate, Westiegate, Patriciagate, Ricflairgate, so since there is a general trend in gates these last few weeks/months, what were/are some of your favorite gates and why? And if the gate of your choice isn't up here, what suggestions do you have for a delicious, scandalous, name-calling, mud slinging, back stabbing knock down drag out good ole fashion Cyber gate? Be creative people.
    Kisses Violette
    Personally i think somebody should close the gate and lock a few people outside it

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    Default Bernard

    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    Personally i think somebody should close the gate and lock a few people outside it
    trying to follow this shit is like trying to sneeze ,shit and fart all at the same time and be consious of each action.

    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somemightsay View Post
    My second choice is the ricflair gate.

    Escort of the month

    Ric took it upon himself to make him feel important on this site to start the escort of the month thread. God man have you nothing better to do? I do not think any of the girls care about escort of the month because in the end they get nothing out of it. Maybe you will extra bored around christmas and with the credit crunch you will be unable to afford escorts services. Then you can start escort of 2009.

    solution

    Get a hobby
    You are wrong. Escorts can generate a lot of extra business by exposure on the boards rather than just being buried amongst the 500 other escorts on this site. Being voted "escort of the month" would do no harm at all in these tough times.

    Why does it upset you that Ricflair started this competition?

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    Default Slippery when wet…

    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Well, I have been following the various gates, we have had Naomigate, Dollygate, Gemma/Godfather/Bigpawsgate, Quaterpoundhergate, Lizzygate, Westiegate, Patriciagate, Ricflairgate, so since there is a general trend in gates these last few weeks/months, what were/are some of your favorite gates and why? And if the gate of your choice isn't up here, what suggestions do you have for a delicious, scandalous, name-calling, mud slinging, back stabbing knock down drag out good ole fashion Cyber gate? Be creative people.
    Kisses Violette

    Violettegate

    Well…..

    I spent the morning trying to “procure” some hydrocarbon based lubricant products, namely Tractor engine oil for the Massy (and maybe the ass, ssssssshhhhhh) and have been searching high and low but nare a drop is to be found in this fair and fertile land. I was about to alert OPEC when I stumbled on the cause of the oil shortage,

    OCTOBER SPECIAL, OILY WRESTLING

    Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!

    Every god dammed Farmer saw that and is stocking up for their appointment/bout/jostle/throwdown with V the six foot goddess of ass whoopin’ and as a result I’m in real danger of seizing my crankshaft or cracking my O ring, and worst of all my PTO shaft is making all sorts of funny noises.

    AND IT’S ALL YOUR DOING!!!

    I admit having to have a sit down on seeing that, damn near sent me over the edge, you just hit my Achilles heel. Christ if I’d known you wrestle I’d have been banging on your door in Cork with a can of WD40 in one hand and my piggybank in the other. (Which begs the question… what am I banging on the door with) Your pre fight hype talk would be worth the price of admission alone.

    Is the oily wrestling with or without the strap on ?????

    You have to give us something to get a grip on now, its only fair.

    Can I bring my Big Daddy leotard? It still fits, (which isn’t a good sign.)

    LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

    As to your question of what gate would I like to see next, then that’s easy,

    My Gate, kicked of its hinge’s by a 6 foot mocha skinned goddess with an attitude to match Her altitude.

    Anyone know someone that fits the bill ?????

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    Smile omg! 1st flypan, now qph!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Well…..I spent the morning trying to “procure” some hydrocarbon based lubricant products, namely Tractor engine oil for the Massy (and maybe the ass, ssssssshhhhhh)
    well boi, hows she cuttin???


    fancy a tractor race sometime farmer boy?????

    you and me on the dragstrip?????

    so what,av ya got???


    bigbad john

    heres a wee pic of my custom build. FAST AS FUCK!!!!
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    Default Look at the threads on that!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbadjohn View Post
    well boi, hows she cuttin???


    fancy a tractor race sometime farmer boy?????

    you and me on the dragstrip?????

    so what,av ya got???


    bigbad john

    heres a wee pic of my custom build. FAST AS FUCK!!!!

    Your not tryna compensate for anything with that many exhausts per chance bigbad?

    All that power going up that many exhausts mean's that like so many things here, it'll sound good but can’t deliver where it matters, plus the PTO won’t be anywhere near as powerful, and as all Farmers know, it’s the PTO shaft that gotten many the Farmer through a long Winter (and put a smile on manys the wife’s face)…

    YouTube - Wood Splitter run by Tractor PTO

    Oh how the Winter nights just flew by….


    This is my little runaround…

    YouTube - Tractor Pull Drag Racing

    Still wanna drag ???

    Keepin’ it light John, only messing…

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    Exclamation Leave the f***ing gate open - QPH on route

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbadjohn View Post
    well boi, hows she cuttin???


    fancy a tractor race sometime farmer boy?????

    you and me on the dragstrip?????

    so what,av ya got???


    bigbad john

    heres a wee pic of my custom build. FAST AS FUCK!!!!
    Stick to the motorbike bbj, when QPH starts that machine of his up, we can hear it in Dublin. He's was single handedly responsible for the oil speculation earlier this year.

    If it was'nt for the fact that he spends half his time taking salmon out of the Blackwater, things would be even worse. Never mind stocks of lubrication oil.
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