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    So there I was in work as usual, and was introduced to the new team member.....

    Oh my god.....she is drop dead gorgeous (and single)!!

    Now I've never really had a problem talking to girls in general (although I am the quiet type), but I find myself mumbling and saying stupid,silly things in her company, and going bright purple. I'm sure she thinks I an class A idiot. What's more the other lads have noticed and have started to tease......


    Help.....What do I do to stop this nightmare??

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    simply ask her for coffee .......... and do wild sex with her (after coffe)

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    Go look at all the ladies profiles, find one that looks like her the most, call up the lady and arrange a visit but ask her would she mind if you call her by this new girls name, go have a great time with the escort, fuck her brains out as best you can then next time you see this new girl instead of being all nervous you can have a cheeky smile on your face thinking, I fucked you the other night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Escort Sandra View Post
    simply ask her for coffee .......... and do wild sex with her (after coffe)
    I wish it was that simple.....Would you go for a coffee with someone you thought was a class A idiot??

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    I like your thinking lol

    Wish i could help bud but if it was me in your situation id be slaped and in hr for sexual harasment . Not cause im a perv but nerves get the best of me and fuck up what i say lol

    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Go look at all the ladies profiles, find one that looks like her the most, call up the lady and arrange a visit but ask her would she mind if you call her by this new girls name, go have a great time with the escort, fuck her brains out as best you can then next time you see this new girl instead of being all nervous you can have a cheeky smile on your face thinking, I fucked you the other night

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieboyo View Post
    I wish it was that simple.....Would you go for a coffee with someone you thought was a class A idiot??
    No but she does other stuff to class a idiots like me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Go look at all the ladies profiles, find one that looks like her the most, call up the lady and arrange a visit but ask her would she mind if you call her by this new girls name, go have a great time with the escort, fuck her brains out as best you can then next time you see this new girl instead of being all nervous you can have a cheeky smile on your face thinking, I fucked you the other night
    LMAO....

    I would like to think something like that would work, but am a bit sceptical....
    It's getting worse now that the other guys are taking the piss....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamieboyo View Post
    I wish it was that simple.....Would you go for a coffee with someone you thought was a class A idiot??
    I really have to answer? Maybe if he is cute ....i would pass the " class A idiot"

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    shes on your team dont shit where you work , forget her and pretend shes married and treat her like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamser View Post
    No but she does other stuff to class a idiots like me lol
    And those are better than coffee

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