E-I has RUINED me!!!

[Lara Mills]

E-I has completely ruined me...

Was on the internet this morning, trying to find some nice spa getaways for me and my girl friends. Saw one place that offer 3 treatments, champagne lunch, and 24 hour access to the pool and gym facilities for £59.

So, I went and checked out the treatments on offer. Among the treatments was facial.

You may have already guessed where I'm going with this. I saw "facial" and did not think of a lovely face mask made with real fruit and things. I thought of the alternative that some of the ladies on here offer and, needless to say, I was confused as to why a spa would be offering that with massages and salt scrubs.

Then my brain caught up, twigged what they meant, and I hung my head in shame.

Does anyone else's mind go in the gutter more now because of E-I?

[Yamser]

Well i have the issue i cant get my mind out of the gutter lol

[TiffanyTees]

E-I has completely ruined me...

Was on the internet this morning, trying to find some nice spa getaways for me and my girl friends. Saw one place that offer 3 treatments, champagne lunch, and 24 hour access to the pool and gym facilities for £59.

So, I went and checked out the treatments on offer. Among the treatments was facial.

You may have already guessed where I'm going with this. I saw "facial" and did not think of a lovely face mask make with real fruit and things. I thought of the alternative that some of the ladies on here offer and, needless to say, I was confused as to why a spa would be offering that with massages and salt scrubs.

Then my brain caught up, twigged what they meant, and I hung my head in shame.

Does anyone else's mind go in the gutter more now because of E-I?

You are a female Lara it comes natural Hunny lol. Tiff (oYo)

[justfrank44]

I have to say that, now when I see an attractive woman somewhere, I compare her to the ladies I have met here, and wonder what I would be willing to pay for her time and companionship.

[samlad]

Well, I would love to blame E-I for certain things, but I'm afraid I was sniggering at 'spit-roast' on restaraunt menus long before I worked here

In a way, it hasn't ruined me, but made me more cautious of the kind of information I put on the internet, not to mention that I am more strict at observing what my teenage daughters are accessing on the internet. To be honest, I also don't get too over-excited about pictures of nudity on the internet any more, as I am exposed to it all the time. This hasn't affected me with real intimate encounters though, thankfully. Apparently, my friends say I am less pervy in social gatherings since working here too! Charming

[TomEA]

Well, I would love to blame E-I for certain things, but I'm afraid I was sniggering at 'spit-roast' on restaraunt menus long before I worked here

In a way, it hasn't ruined me, but made me more cautious of the kind of information I put on the internet, not to mention that I am more strict at observing what my teenage daughters are accessing on the internet. To be honest, I also don't get too over-excited about pictures of nudity on the internet any more, as I am exposed to it all the time. This hasn't affected me with real intimate encounters though, thankfully. Apparently, my friends say I am less pervy in social gatherings since working here too! Charming

Fuck you must have been a next level pervert before then!

[samlad]

Fuck you must have been a next level pervert before then!

[Yamser]

You are a female Lara it comes natural Hunny lol. Tiff (oYo)

So was the pun intended in that lol

[happygolucky]

E-I has completely ruined me...

Was on the internet this morning, trying to find some nice spa getaways for me and my girl friends. Saw one place that offer 3 treatments, champagne lunch, and 24 hour access to the pool and gym facilities for £59.

So, I went and checked out the treatments on offer. Among the treatments was facial.

You may have already guessed where I'm going with this. I saw "facial" and did not think of a lovely face mask make with real fruit and things. I thought of the alternative that some of the ladies on here offer and, needless to say, I was confused as to why a spa would be offering that with massages and salt scrubs.

Then my brain caught up, twigged what they meant, and I hung my head in shame.

Does anyone else's mind go in the gutter more now because of E-I?

Don't go on beach holidays Lara.
Most places now offer water sports and give free demonstrations.
I won't even go on about places that want adventure minded people to try hard sports.
Ie sports that are hard.

[Jackieee]

You are right
One client asked me once which watersport I offered if jet ski or something else, was very funny

Don't go on beach holidays Lara.
Most places now offer water sports and give free demonstrations.
I won't even go on about places that want adventure minded people to try hard sports.
Ie sports that are hard.