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    Default Whens Easter again?????

    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!

    He really liked her and had no sense of Reisien so he touched her Milky Way.They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Miss Rowntree shaked her Tic Tacs over his Maltesers.Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing while her Toblerone stood out. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel who was with her Moro.Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!

    No wonder you get a headache from Choc,
    Westside.
    Last edited by westside; 03-10-08 at 10:00. Reason: just acting the bollox generally

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    Theres this old man in a nursing home and hes hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and says, How about a quickie for twenty bucks?

    She agrees and gets on top of him. They go at it for about ten minutes. After the act, the old man says, You know, if I knew you were a virgin, I would have paid you a hundred bucks.

    In reply, the nurse says, If I knew you could get it up that high, I would have taken off my pantyhose!
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    SPERM COUNT An
    85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count.
    The geezers given a jar and told to bring back a sample.
    The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty
    jar.
    "What happened?" says the doctor.
    "Well," the old man starts, "I asked
    my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
    her left nothing. Then she tried with her mouth,
    first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out,
    still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next
    door, but still nothing."
    The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"
    "Yep, No matter what we tried we couldnt get
    that damn jar open."
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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!

    He really liked her and had no sense of Reisien so he touched her Milky Way.They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Miss Rowntree shaked her Tic Tacs over his Maltesers.Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing while her Toblerone stood out. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel who was with her Moro.Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!

    No wonder you get a headache from Choc,
    Westside.
    That is just class !!!

    You rock my cot westside darling
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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