TWO identical twins visit an escort

**bollocks** · 06-11-13, 21:45

Two identical twins visit the same escort on different occasions.

One says he is married and is cheating, The other has never married and needs sex

Questions? which twin gets the better service?

And how does the escort feel about a cheat?

Which twin would the escort prefer to see again?

**name is buck** · 06-11-13, 22:30

if they are identical and went in the same week the escort would not have ether of them back as she would not know they are differant people and she would think they are one crazy bastard with a few screws loss in the head.

**Old Yellow Bricks** · 06-11-13, 22:57

I'm sorry now OP but that is a ridiculous question, making absolutely no sense in my opinion.

**ber** · 07-11-13, 03:42

[QUOTE=bollocks;1229682]Two identical twins visit the same escort on different occasions.

One says he is married and is cheating, The other has never married and needs sex

Questions? which twin gets the better service?

And how does the escort feel about a cheat?

Which twin would the escort prefer to see again?[/QUOTE

I think an escort that had an issue with seeing guys that were cheating would be very impoverished as she would
be excluding the majority of her potential clientele

**Curvaceous Kate** · 07-11-13, 04:57

That is nuts and I would ask the 2nd if he would like to come back with his brother for an awesome 3sum

**funlover12** · 07-11-13, 05:00

Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate

That is nuts and I would ask the 2nd if he would like to come back with his brother for an awesome 3sum

that would be even more nuts

**Curvaceous Kate** · 07-11-13, 05:05

Originally Posted by funlover12

that would be even more nuts

And yet men often fantasies about having 2 Sisters? What is the difference?

**funlover12** · 07-11-13, 05:11

Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate

And yet men often fantasies about having 2 Sisters? What is the difference?

ok ill add in the rest of the joke for those that are missing the subtlety

that would be even more nuts......2 more to be exact

**Curvaceous Kate** · 07-11-13, 07:08

Originally Posted by funlover12

ok ill add in the rest of the joke for those that are missing the subtlety

that would be even more nuts......2 more to be exact

That one went right over my head didn't it? I was too busy being spit roasted in my head lol.

**Yamser** · 07-11-13, 08:31

Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate

That one went right over my head didn't it? I was too busy being spit roasted in my head lol.

Went over my head too although im just awake

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