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1. It was so hot yesterday my Radiator melted.
2. My brother never grew with me.
3. I haven't counted for a long time.
4. I always go punting after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a taoiseacht.
6. I like punting before I go to work.
7. I saw a drowned man on the bus.
8. Last night, I partied.
9. He has a small testicle.
10. He was so drunk, he Drowned.
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1. I was so hot yesterday, my nerves melted.
2.My brother never kiss with me.
3 I haven't boyfriend for a long time.
4.I always go at massage after work.
5.I'm so hungry, I could eat a ass.
6.I like a sex before i go to work.
7.I saw a nice man one the bus.
8.Last night, i drinking.
9.He has a small dick.
10He was so drunk, he threw.
1. It was so hot yesterday my sweat melted.
2.My brother never played doctors and nurses with me.
3. I haven't blinked for a long time.
4. I always go fuck yeah after work.
5. I'm so hungry I could eat a buttered skunk.
6. I like to call in sick before i go to work.
7. I saw an invisible man on the bus.
8. Last night, I blamed it on the sunshine, the moonlight but not the boogie.
9. He has a small weenis.
10. He was so drunk, he asked his wife if she was single.
1. It was so hot yesterday my poop melted
2. My brother never pooped with me
3. I haven't pooped for a long time.
4. I always go poo after work.
5. I'm so hungry I could eat a poop.
6. I like pooridge before i go to work.
7. I saw a hu man on the bus.
8. Last night I pooped.
9. He has a small poodle.
10. He was so drunk he shit.
1. It was so hot yesterday my milk (renath's quote lol) melted.
2. My brother never meant anything with me.
3. I haven't bought a pencil case for a long time.
4. I always go to Mer's home after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a Yamser.
6. I like stalking escorts before I go to work.
7. I saw a cool creature of a man on the bus.
8. Last night, I cried with my dog all night.
9. He has a small handbag.
10. He was so drunk, he pretended he was a shark relaxing on rocks on a sunny day.
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1. It was so hot yesterday my money melted.
2. My brother never fellatio with me.
3. I haven't jizzed for a long time.
4. I always go stripclub after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a cock.
6. I like spooning before I go to work.
7. I saw a gigolo man on the bus.
8. Last night, I striptease.
9. He has a small weiner.
10. He was so drunk, he tasted..
1. It was so hot yesterday my ice cream melted
2. My brother never embraceswith me.
3. I haven't been to Hong Kong for a long time.
4. I always go to fish therapy parlour after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a a penny sweet.
6. I like go to samlads home before I go to work.
7. I saw a young man on the bus.
8. Last night, I fell down the stairs & then crashed my car on the way to the chipper.
9. He has a small pair of binoculars.
10. He was so drunk, he thought he was in a submarine.
Registered User
1. It was so hot yesterday my prosthesis melted.
2. My brother never toked with me.
3. I haven't twaddled for a long time. :P
4. I always go delerious after work.
5. I'm so hungry I could eat a platypus.
6. I like whiskey before I go to work.
7. I saw a frog-man on the bus.
8. Last night, I lollygagged.
9. He has a small snozberry.
10. He was so drunk, he married.
it was so hot yesterday my POO melted
my brother never SPOONED with me
I haven't SHAT for a long time
I always go PERVING after work
i'm so hungry, I could eat a COCK
I like PERVING before I go to work
I saw a SHE man on the bus
last night, I SLEPT
he has a small TOE
he was so drunk, he FELL
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