but he is an arse sniffer though.Let me fill you in(not meant intimately mind you) on this imfamous ladoooooooooooooo.
Shortly after i joined this godforsaken place ,a guy named dublad came upon the scene and was giving everyone lectures on morals.He had a gf half ways down the country and as a result his knob was half ways up his stomach and well he just couldnt handle it.So the ladooooooooo as i affectionatly called him decided he was going to take an escort out to dinner.Well to cut to the chase he progressed from dinners to fondling lapdancers to only god knows what else.I warned the ladoooooooooooo not to be following me around (along with a few others) and sure enough you at how he turned out.He gropes,fondles anything that doesnt bite back ,has developed a fetish on buses and pms me every chance he gets telling me of his difficulty in coping with his apparent
latent homosexuality and confesses his undying love for me saying that he is bi curious which i refer to a confused and kindly remind him that im not shrink.He is the ladooooooooooooo.He is a tragic example of the effects of modern Ireland on todays generation.He counts for a living and god forbid isnt doing a great job of it.He progressed from shit stains to white road lines and rumour has it that he was recently take to the local A and E with his boyo stuck in a drainpipe.Stay tuned because this is going to be a long one.This ladooooooooooo is going to be a works in progress.
Rome wasnt built in a day but ity didnt takes years either though,
Westside.