Silly. You try for a dog and it doesn't work, so you try for conciliatory bullshit. Are you Rachel's Mr Miyagi?
I'm a very successful escort. I know you watch every move I make, so lets not talk rubbish, I'm too straight for that. Your implication falls on many levels. For one thing I take quite a lot of time off thanks to all my clients for that, of course I realise that is to do with them. Being a bitch is fine but be factual darling.
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Shirley Joy (30-10-13)
right ladies, my place for an orgy now, and bring your strap ons, no not for me, for each other, im filling the mud pool now to warm things up