some fucker stole me bike :-(

[mer]

so went to the shop there a while ago on the push bike, left the bike outside the shop like i always do, so anyway bought some bread and milk and Mars bar lol went outside and looked and boom me bike was gone fuck sake is anything safe in the world at all these days you think living in the country is grand but what sort of gimp would take a bike, the bike is a piece of shit anyway but gets me around from time to time it wasn't nice walking home with a carton of milk and bread in a bag i still ate the Mars bar on the way home tho

i hope whoever took it falls off it and breaks every bone in there body

yamser i hope it wasn't you

think its time to put all my knowledge from movies into action and go hunting tonight