Im done here

[westside]

Changed me mind
Westside.

[galwayboy23]

what was the joke guys seemed to have missed it?

[piggi]

Ahhh NBT - don't go.

This place is the better for you being here.

I think that maybe a lot of us didn't catch that you were joking -- and remember, the escort in question was banned from IIE a short while ago, so possibly the replies reflected that also.

Anyway -- I hope your retirement will be short-lived!

[westside]

what was the joke guys seemed to have missed it?

Little Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Westisde.

[westside]

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Westside.

[westside]

A Chinese couple gets married. She is a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not all that experienced
either.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring.

"My darring," he says,"I know dis you firss time
and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
anyting - juss anyting you want. What chu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Chicken wit broccori?"

Sincerely,
Westside.

[galwayboy23]

last ones a cracker

[westside]

A young boy is sitting on a park bench and unwraps 6 candy bars, piles them on top of each other and starts stuffing them in his mouth. A man notices this and walks over to the boy and says, "You know, it's not very healthy to eat so many candy bars at one time."

The boy manages to swallow some of the candy bar and says, "Well, my grandfather lived to be 106 years old."

The man responded, "Well did he eat 6 candy bars at one time?" The little boy looked up at the man and said, "No, but he learned to mind his own fucking business."

All visible ones?Get me?
Westside.

[Bigbadjohn]

A young boy is sitting on a park bench and unwraps 6 candy bars, piles them on top of each other and starts stuffing them in his mouth. A man notices this and walks over to the boy and says, "You know, it's not very healthy to eat so many candy bars at one time."

The boy manages to swallow some of the candy bar and says, "Well, my grandfather lived to be 106 years old."

The man responded, "Well did he eat 6 candy bars at one time?" The little boy looked up at the man and said, "No, but he learned to mind his own fucking business."

All visible ones?Get me?
Westside.

good one westside