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Thread: Is it me?? I kid you not!!

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    Join Date
    Sep 2007

    Default Is it me?? I kid you not!!

    I thought I had seen it all,
    But there is an escort (Pregnant Louise) who is 8 months pregnant and still advertising!!

    Hello. I'm Louise, I am pregnant! and hornier now then I have ever been!
    I am a pretty young blonde, very petite, a curvy size 10 thanks to my bump. My boobies are currently 34C and getting bigger. My skin is unblemished, no stretch marks as yet and is very pale. I have big bluey grey eyes and a nice smile. I cant show my face for obvious reasons, but I can promise you wont be dissapointed.
    I am friendly, easy going and love a good giggle.
    Am I hornier now then I was before? For sure!! I even masturbate more. I enjoy a girlfriend experience as apposed to a porn star experience. I still have the same 'energy' as most escorts. I can still do most sexual positions apart from knees by my ears, for obvious reasons lol. I can still touch my toes too! lol
    My nipples are very sensitive, so please be nice to them and my clit likes a light tongue.

    My Rates are 80 for 30mins

    140 for 1 hour


    Knowing my love of pregnant girls I couldn't resist a trip down to Portsmouth last weekend to meet Louise. I don't think I've driven down that way before and the trip was a lot easier than I had anticipated, and boy was it worth it. Louise is petite and pretty with the purest blonde hair and due to her pregancy some beautifully naturally enhanced assets in her tummy and breasts. She looked fabulous and smelt clean fresh and feminine which I really liked. I found Louise's service quite exceptional, she is very tactile and kisses beautifully. Her blow job is deep throat and excellent. Going down on her was very enjoyable, she is very responsive and a bit vocal which was a real turn on for me. I'm happy to say I was able to bring her to orgasm for which I was rewarded with a light punch on the chin from some clenched muscle or other down there which was quite fun, I certainly never saw that before. As you'd imagine, pregnancy does limit positions somewhat but with Louise on top I was surprised to find how energetic and mobile she was and gave me a good seeing to sitting and squatting astride me. We finished doggie style which was very satisfying and gave me good access to her deliciously tight pussy. I can't really say anything else other than a top quality service from a very friendly and exceptionally attractive girl. Thank you Louise! Oh... except we overran the time quite considerably for which I have apologised and is something I am usually very careful about and hope to make up to her on another occasion. She certainly isn't a clock watcher


    Frequently Asked Questions...
    Q. Are you lactating yet? A. I have asked around and alot of people say that because its my first pregnancy I wont produce milk until after the pregnancy. I am producing colostrum which I am not able to offer. Sorry.

    I will however be offering a milkmaid service after the pregnancy. Keep checking back!
    Q. Now that you are already pregnant, would you consider doing bareback? A. No way! Never!

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    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    The Twilight Zone


    does dropping the placenta count as watersport or hardsport ?

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    hi babe , i like to see u , tel me wher are u live and phone number , please

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    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    New York City - Visit me in the USA!

    Default Well, I've heard that some call it the "Hippy's Dinner"

    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    does dropping the placenta count as watersport or hardsport ?
    "Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise


    1 fresh placenta,
    1 tblspn butter
    1 large can tomato puree
    2 cans crushed pear tomatoes
    1 onion
    2 cloves garlic
    1 tblspn molasses
    1 bay leaf
    1 tblspn rosemary
    1 tspn each of: salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel

    Method: cut the placenta meat into bite-sized pieces, then brown quickly in the butter and olive oil. Add the rest of the ingredients and simmer for 1-1.5 hours. Serve. Yummy!"
    ________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________

    And this is called Placentophagy. Even Tom Cruise had his fork in hand and napkin tucked behind his ears, ready for Katie to pop out his dinner from her puss:

    "Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious". The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

    Last edited by DollyDarling; 22-10-08 at 07:46.

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