Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
Lizzy, if Oliver Cromwell could'nt clear S. Ireland of these skanky men with a sword in his hand, why don't you see if you can achieve this with a pussy between your legs.

Lizzy we are waiting for you here in despair. Don't forget to pack your Nazi uniform and high-heeled boots and we'll lie back and let you walk all over us. Drink plenty of Guinness and then piss on us while your at it. We really love this, as we've grown accustom to it from your type over the centuries.

My type........ i didnt know that i was Ava Braun.......... Forget the Guiness i dont drink beer of any type.......... still some Iron Bru then you're talking my language........

Bon nuit Johnny Foreigner......... xxx

Go read all the warning boards right now and tell me you would want someone to be working in Ireland that you were genuinely fond of.

Serious answer would be nice for a change.

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