Speaking of confrontation!

[zoozoozoo]

My new recruits/minions for my eventual world domination. Think about it of all the small little creatures in the world, which would you think is the least evil? Bingo, gerbils! It's a rather ingenius idea by me I think. Especially since my previous attempt at taking over the world using rats didn't exactly work out too well.

Poor Timmy, he never saw what was coming till it was too late.....

Who's Timmy you ask? My pet rock. A lot of good rocks were lost that day.....

You should write a song in his memory
"Solid as a Gerbil " has a certain weight dont you think

[dr love]

My new recruits/minions for my eventual world domination. Think about it of all the small little creatures in the world, which would you think is the least evil? Bingo, gerbils! It's a rather ingenius idea by me I think. Especially since my previous attempt at taking over the world using rats didn't exactly work out too well.

Poor Timmy, he never saw what was coming till it was too late.....

Who's Timmy you ask? My pet rock. A lot of good rocks were lost that day.....

said post thanked , why the feck did I ask in the first place .: doc

Pmsl !!! Though

[ladiesman217]

You should write a song in his memory
"Solid as a Gerbil " has a certain weight dont you think

Ehh he was easily replaced. Besides I'm too lazy to write a song.

said post thanked , why the feck did I ask in the first place .: doc

Pmsl !!! Though

Force of habit perhaps?

[Stephanie]

Stephanie he wa being a smart arse.

Do you mean to work or just for a nite out?

Glasgow is by far the best city for a nite out/shopping/eating out but it's over run with escorts HOWEVER if your only touring here, I know you will do really well here. Also Aberdeen is good cause the oil industry is there but it's not the nicest city in the world, bit dull. If You were coming to Glagow, Edinburgh is an hour away so would be worth while stopping off too.

If you need any help with anything, accommodation or whatever, just ask xx

Thank you xx

See : happy topics, happy vibes, much better xx


As to your op -- no reason you (or any other provider) should have to put up with less than sparkling clients.

Very simple : shower or else.

Instead of asking or suggesting, you nicely tell them that that is the way it is. And you do it with a smile.

Works like a charm xx

I have never had a client refuse a shower. It is just not an option.


If I can help you in any way, do ask x

[Kendra]

Thank you xx

See : happy topics, happy vibes, much better xx


As to your op -- no reason you (or any other provider) should have to put up with less than sparkling clients.

Very simple : shower or else.

Instead of asking or suggesting, you nicely tell them that that is the way it is. And you do it with a smile.

Works like a charm xx

I have never had a client refuse a shower. It is just not an option.


If I can help you in any way, do ask x

Obviously I was pissed off earlier when I started this thread but honestly I do come on here with the best intentions, I do prefer the nice, fluffy threads and I try to just be myself. I am an easy target you see so I end up getting caught up in it all.

Oh well tomorrow is a new day.

xx

[Melindablondey]

LETS ALL HAVE A GROUP HUG LIFE IS TO SHORT FOR ARGUEMENTS I HATE ARGUMENTS THERE IS TO MUCH DOOM AND GLOOM AROUND FOR EVERYONE IN THIS RECESSION X X X X X

[Stephanie]

As I was saying on another thread, I hate confrontation but sometimes there is no way round it.

I just had a client who declined my offer of a shower, I couldn't smell anything till he took his clothes off (I was away getting him a drink while he undressed) When I came back I was smacked in the face with pure BO

He originally booked for a half hour but asked to extend, I told him no.

He was trying to put his arm around me to pull me in for a kiss, his dick was still wet from the piss he just did YUCK!! But my body language was very off, he wasn't picking up on it so I HAD to confront him which I hate.

I just said to him, I am sorry but I did offer you a shower, you declined and your hygiene isn't up to scratch at all. I was freshly showered for you and I have made it clear on my profile that if people expect me to get close & intimate with them, then they need to be clean.

He instantly lost his hardon

Never the less he kept trying to pull me close to which my boob stinks of BO and he has the cheek to ask for a massage, I said normally this is something I automatically do but i'm not smearing sweat all around your back, sorry. The sweat was pissing off him.

So he just asked for a hand job, no problem....job done then just to insult me even further he asks for a shower, he even used the mouth wash. I said really you should have done this before we started.

I don't mind men using the shower at the beginning and the end but I do mind them refusing a shower at the start and being smelly but having the cheek to have one before they leave.

So that was one of the shittiest meetings ever, he's £100 worse off for a shit service, but really what else could I do?

I am just out the shower, although my body smells nice, my hair stinks from his armpit from putting his arm round me and I am going out for dinner.

Not impressed

How's dinner ?

Do tell, what'd you have ?

[Kendra]

How's dinner ?

Do tell, what'd you have ?

Was rubbish cause I was unsociable with being on my phone all the time constantly trying to defend myself from all the jibes on here we had Chinese food but I wasn't really eating it. Seeing my friends tonight was more about the fact I needed help with a spreadsheet for a meeting I have tomorrow, just so happened we were meeting at dinner time so killed 2 birds with one stone x

[Tony soprano22]

another established member "white knighting" (just learned that phrase like half an hour ago really like it). Leave him alone will ya at least he has something interesting to say on the boards other than fawning like a gobshite over the girls, they like your money mer, nothing else so defending them where they can defend themselves doesn't help you

fukin legdend cudnt say it better myself not against any one member but in general what this man just said is a fact its pretty sad guys looking for attention bcuz they only post lovely flowery nice things and make out there o so much friendlier they fake

[mer]

fukin legdend cudnt say it better myself not against any one member but in general what this man just said is a fact its pretty sad guys looking for attention bcuz they only post lovely flowery nice things and make out there o so much friendlier they fake

wasn't looking for attention

your looking for attention now

so you think its okay for posters to make little of a lady for no apparent reason ?